Ever tried this? Would be perfect to draw an unsuspecting player right toward you, thinking you're harmless, until that moment... (!)
The only way I could think to do it would be to do an Emergency decel, but then they wouldn't hear the breakdown sound effect. Maybe if you did it from like range 30 away, they wouldn't hear. You could pretend that you HETed to avoid running off the map.
Or you might be able to purposely breakdown, and hope that your timing is very good so that you can smash them if they come in.
Maybe these tricks are too complex they break the "Only valid test is combat" idea

I'd like to know if anyone has pulled it off though.
Good to have Dnet back, you rock Admiral Frey!!