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F9thCenturus
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Of course you.
You're the most irrelevent person I know ! =)
No, I'm the most insane and mentally unstable person you know, but I am relevant. You know that too, you big lug!!! *taps Pun's chin like those two guys in the Police Academy movies that beat each other up in good fun* |
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The pen is truly mightier than the sword. And considerably easier to write with.
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Spartan-039
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You are forgeting me! O'mally yells. I will destroy the entire universe!!!!! *Spartan manges to take back control* Get O'Mally out of my head before he takes complete control!!!!!
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Shelia, if they move, blast them.
Politaical correctness is communism in disguise.
ACLU actually means American Communist Lawyers Union.
It turns out the glowing sword, is actually a glowing key. Yeah a glowing key that can stab people. Or it's a key all the time and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.
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F9thCenturus
Bow before the power of my rubber chickens!!!
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You are forgeting me! O'mally yells. I will destroy the entire universe!!!!! *Spartan manges to take back control* Get O'Mally out of my head before he takes complete control!!!!!
*smacks O'Mally with a sledge hammer and gives him 5 cases of beer and 3 cases of J.D. and tells him to take Spartan out for a night on the town, leaving the happy ending up to him* |
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The pen is truly mightier than the sword. And considerably easier to write with.
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Mwahhhhhh! I'm free! O'Mally yels. I now will destroy the universe! O'Mally pulls out a detonator with a big,red button with a nuclear symbol. *Spartan regains control again* Don'yt let O'Mally launch the nukes!
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Shelia, if they move, blast them.
Politaical correctness is communism in disguise.
ACLU actually means American Communist Lawyers Union.
It turns out the glowing sword, is actually a glowing key. Yeah a glowing key that can stab people. Or it's a key all the time and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.
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F9thCenturus
Bow before the power of my rubber chickens!!!
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Mwahhhhhh! I'm free! O'Mally yels. I now will destroy the universe! O'Mally pulls out a detonator with a big,red button with a nuclear symbol. *Spartan regains control again* Don'yt let O'Mally launch the nukes!
Eh, he can't destroy the universe. He's harmless. But I like his attitude. I wonder if he'd be interested in joining my organization. It pays nothing, but he'll get all the death, destruction, carnage, and mayhem a man could ask for. |
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The pen is truly mightier than the sword. And considerably easier to write with.
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Fine, If he's going, I will to, but get him out of my head.
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Shelia, if they move, blast them.
Politaical correctness is communism in disguise.
ACLU actually means American Communist Lawyers Union.
It turns out the glowing sword, is actually a glowing key. Yeah a glowing key that can stab people. Or it's a key all the time and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.
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F9thCenturus
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Fine, If he's going, I will to, but get him out of my head.
I can't break up a family. |
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The pen is truly mightier than the sword. And considerably easier to write with.
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Spartan-039
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He's a freacking AI that popped nto my armor one day and I don't know where he's from and why he chose me.
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Shelia, if they move, blast them.
Politaical correctness is communism in disguise.
ACLU actually means American Communist Lawyers Union.
It turns out the glowing sword, is actually a glowing key. Yeah a glowing key that can stab people. Or it's a key all the time and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.
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F9thCenturus
Bow before the power of my rubber chickens!!!
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He's a freacking AI that popped nto my armor one day and I don't know where he's from and why he chose me.
Actually, I used the power of my rubber chickens to create a new persona inside of you. Your mind coped with the trauma by making you think it was an AI that possessed you. |
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Spartan-039
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Ok, could you make him a new body so I don't see things like kittens covered in spikes and milk.
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Shelia, if they move, blast them.
Politaical correctness is communism in disguise.
ACLU actually means American Communist Lawyers Union.
It turns out the glowing sword, is actually a glowing key. Yeah a glowing key that can stab people. Or it's a key all the time and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.
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F9thCenturus
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Ok, could you make him a new body so I don't see things like kittens covered in spikes and milk.
Those are spike collars, and I accidentally dropped the carton of milk cause my cat jumped up on my leg. |
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Spartan-039
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No, the kittens have spikes coming out of it's body, like on the head and on the tail. Aw, who cares, what do we have to do to join your orginization?
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Shelia, if they move, blast them.
Politaical correctness is communism in disguise.
ACLU actually means American Communist Lawyers Union.
It turns out the glowing sword, is actually a glowing key. Yeah a glowing key that can stab people. Or it's a key all the time and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.
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F9thCenturus
Bow before the power of my rubber chickens!!!
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No, the kittens have spikes coming out of it's body, like on the head and on the tail. Aw, who cares, what do we have to do to join your orginization?
That's not kittens. Those are a bunch of jacks that I welded together because I wanted to express my artistic side. |
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The pen is truly mightier than the sword. And considerably easier to write with.
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Spartan-039
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WHO CARES!!!! How do we join your orginization?
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Shelia, if they move, blast them.
Politaical correctness is communism in disguise.
ACLU actually means American Communist Lawyers Union.
It turns out the glowing sword, is actually a glowing key. Yeah a glowing key that can stab people. Or it's a key all the time and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.
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F9thCenturus
Bow before the power of my rubber chickens!!!
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WHO CARES!!!! How do we join your orginization?
Oh that's easy. *uses the power of his rubber chickens and removes all of Spartan's organs without killing him* Ok, this should do nicely. I'm gonna stick you in the secretarial pool. |
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Spartan-039
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What!?! I don't want to be a seceratary!!!
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Shelia, if they move, blast them.
Politaical correctness is communism in disguise.
ACLU actually means American Communist Lawyers Union.
It turns out the glowing sword, is actually a glowing key. Yeah a glowing key that can stab people. Or it's a key all the time and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.
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F9thCenturus
Bow before the power of my rubber chickens!!!
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What!?! I don't want to be a seceratary!!!
There is another opening, but it's doing my laundry. |
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Spartan-039
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Can I create a opening in the the space command?
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Shelia, if they move, blast them.
Politaical correctness is communism in disguise.
ACLU actually means American Communist Lawyers Union.
It turns out the glowing sword, is actually a glowing key. Yeah a glowing key that can stab people. Or it's a key all the time and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.
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F9thCenturus
Bow before the power of my rubber chickens!!!
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Can I create a opening in the the space command?
No. It's either answering phones and wearing a dress, or laundry detail. |
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The pen is truly mightier than the sword. And considerably easier to write with.
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Spartan-039
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Laundry, I'll never wear a dress. What about O'Mally?
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Shelia, if they move, blast them.
Politaical correctness is communism in disguise.
ACLU actually means American Communist Lawyers Union.
It turns out the glowing sword, is actually a glowing key. Yeah a glowing key that can stab people. Or it's a key all the time and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.
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F9thCenturus
Bow before the power of my rubber chickens!!!
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Laundry, I'll never wear a dress. What about O'Mally?
He's on colors. You're on whites. |
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The pen is truly mightier than the sword. And considerably easier to write with.
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Spartan-039
The biggest RvB fan yet. Go Caboose!
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Whatever. Just promise me a position in the military one day soon.
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Shelia, if they move, blast them.
Politaical correctness is communism in disguise.
ACLU actually means American Communist Lawyers Union.
It turns out the glowing sword, is actually a glowing key. Yeah a glowing key that can stab people. Or it's a key all the time and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.
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F9thCenturus
Bow before the power of my rubber chickens!!!
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Whatever. Just promise me a position in the military one day soon.
They're all filled up by my rubber chickens. |
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The pen is truly mightier than the sword. And considerably easier to write with.
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Spartan-039
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Well, can I fly a ship?
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Shelia, if they move, blast them.
Politaical correctness is communism in disguise.
ACLU actually means American Communist Lawyers Union.
It turns out the glowing sword, is actually a glowing key. Yeah a glowing key that can stab people. Or it's a key all the time and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.
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F9thCenturus
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Well, can I fly a ship?
I'll tell ya what. After 25 years, I'll give you a 2 week vacation on a starship. |
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Spartan-039
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Can I desgien ships?
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Shelia, if they move, blast them.
Politaical correctness is communism in disguise.
ACLU actually means American Communist Lawyers Union.
It turns out the glowing sword, is actually a glowing key. Yeah a glowing key that can stab people. Or it's a key all the time and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.
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F9thCenturus
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Can I desgien ships?
On your lunch break you can draw. *gives Spartan colored pencils and a sketch pad* |
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Spartan-039
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Here's a picture of it, it's the Mirage Mk1.  |
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Shelia, if they move, blast them.
Politaical correctness is communism in disguise.
ACLU actually means American Communist Lawyers Union.
It turns out the glowing sword, is actually a glowing key. Yeah a glowing key that can stab people. Or it's a key all the time and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.
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F9thCenturus
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Ok, you can use legos.
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Spartan-039
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Isn't it a good fighter? Crud, it didn't fully load, dang it.
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Shelia, if they move, blast them.
Politaical correctness is communism in disguise.
ACLU actually means American Communist Lawyers Union.
It turns out the glowing sword, is actually a glowing key. Yeah a glowing key that can stab people. Or it's a key all the time and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.
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