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Coding the beginning of time
« on: July 08, 2008, 07:58:33 pm »

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public void BigBang()
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      // insert some pretty dynamic algorithms here
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Re: Coding the beginning of time
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2008, 08:01:44 pm »

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« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2008, 08:15:29 pm »

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Re: Coding the beginning of time
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2008, 08:26:03 pm »

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So then you compile it, then you try to run it you get this: Cheesy


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Re: Coding the beginning of time
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2008, 09:38:51 pm »

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public int BigBang()
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      return 42;
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      return 42;
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There, done!  Grin

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Re: Coding the beginning of time
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2008, 12:09:18 am »

Congrats.  You've simplified all of existence down to a single line of computer code that's total chaos, but for some reason is considerably more stable than Vista.

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