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F9thCenturus
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 /I outa shoot you, but I won't. What's so wrong with making her head of Accounting? She'd get her own corner office with a view of the solar system, a 30% increase in pay and full benefits, and her own personal security staff. |
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The pen is truly mightier than the sword. And considerably easier to write with.
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Spartan-039
The biggest RvB fan yet. Go Caboose!
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Yea, but I don't trust you.
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Shelia, if they move, blast them.
Politaical correctness is communism in disguise.
ACLU actually means American Communist Lawyers Union.
It turns out the glowing sword, is actually a glowing key. Yeah a glowing key that can stab people. Or it's a key all the time and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.
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F9thCenturus
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Yea, but I don't trust you.
I'm 26 going on 180. Trust me, I've got no interest in your girlfriend. |
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The pen is truly mightier than the sword. And considerably easier to write with.
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Spartan-039
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Then could I vist her often? Perhaps have my own capital ship?
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Shelia, if they move, blast them.
Politaical correctness is communism in disguise.
ACLU actually means American Communist Lawyers Union.
It turns out the glowing sword, is actually a glowing key. Yeah a glowing key that can stab people. Or it's a key all the time and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.
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F9thCenturus
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Then could I vist her often? Perhaps have my own capital ship?
Nope. You're my laundry boy!!! |
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The pen is truly mightier than the sword. And considerably easier to write with.
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Spartan-039
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Can I vist on my lunch break?
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Shelia, if they move, blast them.
Politaical correctness is communism in disguise.
ACLU actually means American Communist Lawyers Union.
It turns out the glowing sword, is actually a glowing key. Yeah a glowing key that can stab people. Or it's a key all the time and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.
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F9thCenturus
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Can I vist on my lunch break?
No, but I'll let you keep a picture of her in your wallet. |
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Spartan-039
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I already do, can we go on video chat at night?
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Shelia, if they move, blast them.
Politaical correctness is communism in disguise.
ACLU actually means American Communist Lawyers Union.
It turns out the glowing sword, is actually a glowing key. Yeah a glowing key that can stab people. Or it's a key all the time and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.
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F9thCenturus
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I already do, can we go on video chat at night?
When you have time off, sure, why not. You do know you are on an 86 hour work day rotation with 1 lunch break consisting of 10 minutes? |
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Spartan-039
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eity-six hours of laundry, do I get a weekend?
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Shelia, if they move, blast them.
Politaical correctness is communism in disguise.
ACLU actually means American Communist Lawyers Union.
It turns out the glowing sword, is actually a glowing key. Yeah a glowing key that can stab people. Or it's a key all the time and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.
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F9thCenturus
Bow before the power of my rubber chickens!!!
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eity-six hours of laundry, do I get a weekend?
No, but on the 29th of February you get an extra 5 minutes of lunch. |
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Spartan-039
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Forget that, you can have O'Mally, and you're not getting my girlfriend either. I won't work for you, not unless I get time off to spend with her.
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Shelia, if they move, blast them.
Politaical correctness is communism in disguise.
ACLU actually means American Communist Lawyers Union.
It turns out the glowing sword, is actually a glowing key. Yeah a glowing key that can stab people. Or it's a key all the time and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.
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F9thCenturus
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Forget that, you can have O'Mally, and you're not getting my girlfriend either. I won't work for you, not unless I get time off to spend with her.
O'Mally is part of you, and he's actually excited about the job, so you don't have much choice in the matter. Also you signed a 300 year contract, and it's binding. Sorry. |
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Forget that, you can have O'Mally, and you're not getting my girlfriend either. I won't work for you, not unless I get time off to spend with her.
O'Mally is part of you, and he's actually excited about the job, so you don't have much choice in the matter. Also you signed a 300 year contract, and it's binding. Sorry. *gets Cent's attention* Sorry Cent but you forgot to get the contract in triplicate. You should fire your other evil lawyer and hire one that will be even more evil. I would have had him fill out a 100 page contract in Quad. |
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F9thCenturus
Bow before the power of my rubber chickens!!!
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Forget that, you can have O'Mally, and you're not getting my girlfriend either. I won't work for you, not unless I get time off to spend with her.
O'Mally is part of you, and he's actually excited about the job, so you don't have much choice in the matter. Also you signed a 300 year contract, and it's binding. Sorry. *gets Cent's attention* Sorry Cent but you forgot to get the contract in triplicate. You should fire your other evil lawyer and hire one that will be even more evil. I would have had him fill out a 100 page contract in Quad. I don't need contracts in triplicate, for one simple reason. *takes Storvick into the next room and strips down to a leather thong and then sees Storvick run through the wall screaming in agony* If someone fails to live up to their contract, I just torture them. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Ummm....speaking of my lawyer, where did he go? |
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Just plain old Punisher
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Eh, to be honest I don't have a problem with it closing. It's starting to show it's age.
Why not make room for something new and better?
Do you say that to all your women? Bah I need to check this forum more often to see if I'm being insulted. |
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