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Title: 16 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
Post by: FPF-Tobin Dax on November 09, 2004, 11:35:19 pm: 16 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise
Your Voice.
3. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It
"In."
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once
Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
Switch To Espresso.
5. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For
Sexual Favours."
6. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With
The Prophecy."
7. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
8. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically
After They Answer.
9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
10. Sing Along At The Opera.
11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And
Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
12. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling
name, (Rock Hard or other appropriate name).
13. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream "I
Won, I Won!"
14. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The
parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're
Loose!"
15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The
Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
Title: Re: 16 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
Post by: Sirgod on November 09, 2004, 11:37:45 pm: Dang It I'm going Insane trying to Find Reason # 16.

Stephen
Title: Re: 16 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
Post by: FPF-Tobin Dax on November 10, 2004, 08:20:56 am: ;D
Title: Re: 16 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
Post by: FPF-SCM_TraceyG_XC on November 10, 2004, 08:33:58 am: LOL
Title: Re: 16 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
Post by: FPF-Paladin on November 10, 2004, 10:42:25 am: ;D

My insanity is self-sustaining. :rofl:
Title: Re: 16 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
Post by: GDA-Agave on November 10, 2004, 04:31:23 pm: :goodpost: ;D ;D

Wonderful. Ain't it fun to have others be your entertainment without them knowing it.

I've been entertaining myself with the rushhour idiots here in Charlotte for years. 8)

Agave
Title: Re: 16 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
Post by: Soreyes on November 10, 2004, 06:30:00 pm: 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise
Your Voice.

I do this at work all the time........ well you have to entertain yourself some how at 4:00 am ;D
Title: Re: 16 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
Post by: Merlinfmct87 on November 11, 2004, 04:14:44 pm: Quote from: Soreyes on November 10, 2004, 06:30:00 pm
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise
Your Voice.

I do this at work all the time........ well you have to entertain yourself some how at 4:00 am ;D

That doesn't count. No one is around at 4 AM.
Title: Re: 16 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
Post by: Soreyes on November 11, 2004, 04:32:27 pm: Quote from: Merlinfmct87 on November 11, 2004, 04:14:44 pm
Quote from: Soreyes on November 10, 2004, 06:30:00 pm
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise
Your Voice.

I do this at work all the time........ well you have to entertain yourself some how at 4:00 am ;D

That doesn't count. No one is around at 4 AM.

You would be Surprised by the number of Techs who show up at about that time crying "My server Crashed My server Crashed" ;D