Topic: What's your favourite Star Trek quote or one liner?  (Read 22947 times)

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Alidar Jarok

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Re: What's your favourite Star Trek quote or one liner?
« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2003, 06:56:52 am »
Quote:

You forgot the preamble: "Oh God! I'm an extra on startrek and I'm wearing a red shirt!" *Then* comes the "Aaaarrrrghhh!"  




Did anyone see that scene in Family Guy

Kirk: Captain's log, Stardate 4134.2 (I have no idea what he actually said   )

We are going on a dangerous mission, and it is likely one of us will be killed.  The away team will consist of me, Dr. McCoy, Spock, and Ensign Ricky

Ricky: Oh crap

   

Rogue

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Re: What's your favourite Star Trek quote or one liner?
« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2003, 07:58:20 am »
A few of my all time favorite.

ST Voyager. Ship computer to EMH1. "Warp core breach a lot sooner than you think."

ST TNG. Worf upon viewing what Q dressed him up in. "I protest! I am NOT a merry man."

also from TNG. Q to Worf upon making a threatening entry to 10 forward.. "Oh it's microbrain. Eat any good books lately? Growl for me, show me you still care."    

Mentat Jon

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Re: What's your favourite Star Trek quote or one liner?
« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2003, 10:03:40 am »
hes Dead Jim TOS



and "what does god need with a starship" ST V    

Rhaz

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Re: What's your favourite Star Trek quote or one liner?
« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2003, 11:14:12 am »
From ST IV:
Kirk: "One little mistake"  

Firestorm

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Re: What's your favourite Star Trek quote or one liner?
« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2003, 11:24:17 am »
Paraphrasing as best I remember it:

Picard: "If the cause be just, my crew is ready to die, here today.  Are you ready to die, here today"?
Tomalock: "I expect more than idle threats from you, Picard"
Picard: "Then you shall have it...... Now, Mr. Worf".
.....three Klingon warbirds uncloak around Tomalocks Warbird.

Firestorm

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Re: What's your favourite Star Trek quote or one liner?
« Reply #25 on: November 04, 2003, 11:25:12 am »
Data: "Take my Worf, please......"

Rat_Boy

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Re: What's your favourite Star Trek quote or one liner?
« Reply #26 on: November 04, 2003, 11:35:52 am »
Well, I'll try to find some that haven't been said, and some aren't exactly one liners:

Worf: I protest.  I am not a merry man!

Picard: Data...
Data: Sir?
Picard: Shut up.
Data: Yes, sir.
Picard: I've waited 15 years to say that!

Picard: The crew has responded with the dedication I've come to expect from them...And like a thousand other commanders on a thousand other battlefields, I wait for the dawn.

Worf: The Romulans fought with honor.
Commander William T. Riker: That they did, Mr. Worf.

Spock: Check the circuit.  (First line ever)

Scotty: I canna change the laws of physics!

Spock: Logic is a little tweeting bird chirping in a meadow.  Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad.  Are you sure your circuits are registering correctly?  Your ears are green.

Scotty: My bairns.  My poor bairns.

Sulu: Don't call me Tiny.

Spock: Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?

Kirk: Once again we've saved civilization as we know it.
McCoy: The good news is: they're not going to prosecute.

Picard: Let's make sure history never forgets the name Enterprise.

Picard: THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!

Garak: Kiss the girl, get the key.  They never taught me that in the Obsidian Order.

Quark: Of cours it's your fault.  Everything that goes wrong here is your fault.  It says so in your contract.

Nog: You couldn't ambush a Bolian if he was blindfolded and tied to a tree.

The Doctor: Missing.  The captain is missing.  It seems I've found myself on a Voyage of the Damned.  Very well.  Please advise the highest-ranking officer who is not missing to see me at his earliest convience.

Tom Paris: Who wrote this stuff?

Kroma_BaSyl

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Re: What's your favourite Star Trek quote or one liner?
« Reply #27 on: November 04, 2003, 11:37:14 am »
From "Amok Time"

Spock responds to T'Pua's (sp?) "Live long and prosper", after thinking he has killed Kirk in the battle over T'Pol.
"I shall do neither, as I have killed my friend and my captian."

Last linefrom  the TNG season ending cliffhanger where Locutus (Picard) is closing on the Enterprise in the Borg cube. Ricker says to Shelby and the rest of the Bridge crew "Fire!"

762

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Re: What's your favourite Star Trek quote or one liner?
« Reply #28 on: November 04, 2003, 11:46:05 am »
From First Contact:

Crusher: 20 Borg are about to come through that door! Create a diversion!

EMH: I'm a doctor, not a doorstep!

Mike H

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Re: What's your favourite Star Trek quote or one liner?
« Reply #29 on: November 04, 2003, 12:39:42 pm »
    Here it comes.
           --James T. Kirk in     Wrath of Khan      

CFA_Admiral_Tige

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Re: What's your favourite Star Trek quote or one liner?
« Reply #30 on: November 04, 2003, 02:12:46 pm »
Im surprised no one has said this one(unless i missed it)


Picard, the last line ever spoken on the TNG series....."The sky is the limit"

And one correction im sure to get beaten up over...this is at firestorm

 
Quote:

.....three Klingon warbirds uncloak around Tomalocks Warbird.  




Arent klingon ships "Birds of Prey"??  I think firestorm would have lost his head on a Bat'leth after that one.
 
Tiger  

rmahannah

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Re: What's your favourite Star Trek quote or one liner?
« Reply #31 on: November 04, 2003, 02:27:25 pm »
Damn it Jim!!  I'm a doctor not a porn star!!!  (well, may be it didn't go quite like that...)    

Lieutenant_Q

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Re: What's your favourite Star Trek quote or one liner?
« Reply #32 on: November 04, 2003, 08:11:55 pm »
Ok i just had to put two up here.

"Captain Riker? I'm Commander Maddox, I'm the Enterprise's new first officer.  I was wondering..."
"Wondering if I could give you a piece of advice.  Sure, Captain Picard is a real laid back person, real informal, in fact if you want to make an impression, call him Jean-Luc."

"Yes, Commander we have much to discuss, how about my quarters 1700 hours?
"Of course, Jean-Luc."

"Captain Riker was pulling my leg wasn't he.        Sir?!"

   

Lepton1

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Re: What's your favourite Star Trek quote or one liner?
« Reply #33 on: November 04, 2003, 08:43:40 pm »
ST IV:VH

Kirk: "Double-ass on you!!"

Jim

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Re: What's your favourite Star Trek quote or one liner?
« Reply #34 on: November 04, 2003, 09:07:16 pm »
1) "He's dead, Jim"
2) "Beam me up, Scotty"
 

Stormbringer

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Re: What's your favourite Star Trek quote or one liner?
« Reply #35 on: November 04, 2003, 09:28:33 pm »
"one false move and the tribble gets it!" Erm maybe that wasn't said.

Stormbringer

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Re: What's your favourite Star Trek quote or one liner?
« Reply #36 on: November 04, 2003, 09:29:34 pm »
"one false move and the tribble gets it!" Erm maybe that wasn't said.

"My god! Is that a space hamster?"


 

Remiak

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Re: What's your favourite Star Trek quote or one liner?
« Reply #37 on: November 04, 2003, 09:45:05 pm »
Hi,

Backgroud: Q being punished by the Continium is without his powers.
Q: "I am mortal, how can I prove it to you?"
Worf: "Die"

Thanks


 

I_Mudd

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Re: What's your favourite Star Trek quote or one liner?
« Reply #38 on: November 05, 2003, 04:29:42 am »
" Logic is a pretty flower that smells bad."

" Brain? What is Brain? "

" No more Blah Blah !!! "

I_Mudd.

MarianoDT

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Re: What's your favourite Star Trek quote or one liner?
« Reply #39 on: November 05, 2003, 11:58:24 am »
Quote:

ST Generations. The Enterprise saucer section is about to have a close encounter with a planet. We see the planet come full view and Data says.....

"Sh1t!"

You just gotta love that emotion chip!  




I second that, It was hilarious......

And

"Remember me.....!!!"


Thanks,

Mariano