Topic: What's your favourite Star Trek quote or one liner? (Read 23211 times)

Warden · « **on:** November 03, 2003, 06:23:02 pm »

well?

Pestalence · « **Reply #1 on:** November 03, 2003, 06:34:50 pm »

"Duty?! Don't lecture me about duty! I was out saving the galaxy while your Grandfather was in diapers!" Kirk to Picard in ST:Generations

ChrsLWlstr · « **Reply #2 on:** November 03, 2003, 06:40:00 pm »

Quote:

"Duty?! Don't lecture me about duty! I was out saving the galaxy while your Grandfather was in diapers!" Kirk to Picard in ST:Generations

Didn't Scotty say something similar in the TNG Episode "Relics." ?

Something like... "I was working on warp drives when ...."

I liked several of the lines in the "Undiscovered Country." It is my all time favorite TMP era movie.

Death_Merchant · « **Reply #3 on:** November 03, 2003, 07:02:23 pm »

"Conquest is easy - Control is hard." Capt. James T. Kirk

and I'm the first to say it????

"He's dead Jim." Dr. Leonard McCoy

Alidar Jarok · « **Reply #5 on:** November 03, 2003, 08:15:36 pm »

I believe I speak for the crew when I say "To hell with the orders"

Warden · « **Reply #6 on:** November 03, 2003, 08:46:51 pm »

These are great, here a few of mine.

"Jean-Luc blow up the damm ship!!" (Lilly ST-FC)

"Refresh my memory, which of us has the terrible bedside manner?"
"Your not my patient."
"My first bit of good news." (EMH1 & EMH2 - Voy)

"Your breathing down my neck!"
"My breathing is merely a simulation."
"So is my neck, stop it anyway!" (EMH1 & EMH2 - Voy)

and who was it who said "to hell with what logic dictates!"?

Keep em coming

Pestalence · « **Reply #7 on:** November 03, 2003, 08:54:16 pm »

"Dammit Jim! I'm a Doctor, not a...(insert profession here)" - Dr. McCoy

"Fascenating." - Spock

"You green blooded, inhuman,... " Dr. McCoy to Spock

"I've cheated death.. tricked my way out of death.. and patted myself on the back for my inginuity." - Kirk in ST II : TWOK

"I've got the engines bypassed like a christmas tree, so don't give me too many bumps." - Scotty

"Captain, I'm giv'n 'er all she's got." - Scotty

Khalee · « **Reply #8 on:** November 03, 2003, 09:04:05 pm »

The only line the most of the extras get "ARRGH!!!!" and some dont even get to say that.

Stormbringer · « **Reply #9 on:** November 03, 2003, 09:54:32 pm »

You forgot the preamble: "Oh God! I'm an extra on startrek and I'm wearing a red shirt!" *Then* comes the "Aaaarrrrghhh!"

Budgie Blade · « **Reply #10 on:** November 03, 2003, 09:55:15 pm »

ST Generations. The Enterprise saucer section is about to have a close encounter with a planet. We see the planet come full view and Data says.....

"Sh1t!"

You just gotta love that emotion chip!

IKV Nemesis D7L · « **Reply #11 on:** November 03, 2003, 10:17:14 pm »

I changed the conditions of the test. I got a commendation for original thinking. I don't like to lose.

The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank!

"Let me help." A hundred years or so from now, I believe, a famous novelist will write a classic using that theme. He'll recommend those three words over "I love you."

Sulu: I'll protect you, fair maiden!
Uhura: Sorry, neither.

You may find that having is not so nearly pleasing a thing as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.

They have two settings: stun and kill... It'd be best not to confuse them.

It's unethical to harm a patient. However, I can inflict as much pain as I like.

Pestalence · « **Reply #12 on:** November 03, 2003, 10:32:58 pm »

"Admiral, have you heard the old Klingon proverb telling us that 'Vengence is a dish which is best served cold'? It is very cold in space." - Khan Noonien Singh

sarge33rd · « **Reply #13 on:** November 03, 2003, 11:29:04 pm »

dont recall the specifics of the episode, but it was TNG and Worf was 'practicing' to represent the Enterprise in a combat competition. Riker approched and said, "Remeber Worf, its not whether you win or lose, but that you do your best that matters."

to which Worf replied, "Commander, if it is not important to win, why do we keep score?"

Potemkin · « **Reply #14 on:** November 03, 2003, 11:39:46 pm »

Bones "Going? Where are we going?"
Kirk "Where they went."
Bones "And what if they went nowhere?"
Kirk "Then is your big chance to get away from it all."

Star Trek, TWOK

Po~

Desty_Nova · « **Reply #15 on:** November 04, 2003, 12:58:05 am »

"That green-blooded son of a bitch. It's his revenge for all those arguments he lost." ~Bones

Lieutenant_Q · « **Reply #16 on:** November 04, 2003, 02:43:07 am »

"Transwarp at your Command...Sir!"
"Execute."

"Transwarp Drive Maximum velocity in 5..4..3..2..1..." *Clunk*

"Scotty, as good as your word."
"Aye, sir, the more they overtake the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain. Here Doctor, souveniers, from one surgeon to another, I took them outta her main Transwarp computer bank."
"Nice of you to tell me in advance."
"That's what you get for missing staff meetings, gentleman, your work today has been exemplary, I'd recommend you all for promotion, in whatever fleet we end up serving. Best speed to Genesis."

Cleaven · « **Reply #17 on:** November 04, 2003, 04:58:53 am »

McCoy saying, "You're out of your Vulcan mind, Spock!"

vsfedwards · « **Reply #19 on:** November 04, 2003, 06:56:49 am »

EMH"1 to Belana(sp): "Your emotions are running a little high, would you like a tranquiliser?"

Rogue · « **Reply #21 on:** November 04, 2003, 07:58:20 am »

A few of my all time favorite.

ST Voyager. Ship computer to EMH1. "Warp core breach a lot sooner than you think."

ST TNG. Worf upon viewing what Q dressed him up in. "I protest! I am NOT a merry man."

also from TNG. Q to Worf upon making a threatening entry to 10 forward.. "Oh it's microbrain. Eat any good books lately? Growl for me, show me you still care."

Mentat Jon · « **Reply #22 on:** November 04, 2003, 10:03:40 am »

hes Dead Jim

TOS

and "what does god need with a starship" ST V

Rhaz · « **Reply #23 on:** November 04, 2003, 11:14:12 am »

From ST IV:
Kirk: "One little mistake"

Firestorm · « **Reply #24 on:** November 04, 2003, 11:24:17 am »

Paraphrasing as best I remember it:

Picard: "If the cause be just, my crew is ready to die, here today. Are you ready to die, here today"?
Tomalock: "I expect more than idle threats from you, Picard"
Picard: "Then you shall have it...... Now, Mr. Worf".
.....three Klingon warbirds uncloak around Tomalocks Warbird.

Firestorm · « **Reply #25 on:** November 04, 2003, 11:25:12 am »

Data: "Take my Worf, please......"

Rat_Boy · « **Reply #26 on:** November 04, 2003, 11:35:52 am »

Well, I'll try to find some that haven't been said, and some aren't exactly one liners:

Worf: I protest. I am not a merry man!

Picard: Data...
Data: Sir?
Picard: Shut up.
Data: Yes, sir.
Picard: I've waited 15 years to say that!

Picard: The crew has responded with the dedication I've come to expect from them...And like a thousand other commanders on a thousand other battlefields, I wait for the dawn.

Worf: The Romulans fought with honor.
Commander William T. Riker: That they did, Mr. Worf.

Spock: Check the circuit. (First line ever)

Scotty: I canna change the laws of physics!

Spock: Logic is a little tweeting bird chirping in a meadow. Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad. Are you sure your circuits are registering correctly? Your ears are green.

Scotty: My bairns. My poor bairns.

Sulu: Don't call me Tiny.

Spock: Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?

Kirk: Once again we've saved civilization as we know it.
McCoy: The good news is: they're not going to prosecute.

Picard: Let's make sure history never forgets the name Enterprise.

Picard: THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!

Garak: Kiss the girl, get the key. They never taught me that in the Obsidian Order.

Quark: Of cours it's your fault. Everything that goes wrong here is your fault. It says so in your contract.

Nog: You couldn't ambush a Bolian if he was blindfolded and tied to a tree.

The Doctor: Missing. The captain is missing. It seems I've found myself on a Voyage of the Damned. Very well. Please advise the highest-ranking officer who is not missing to see me at his earliest convience.

Tom Paris: Who wrote this stuff?

Kroma_BaSyl · « **Reply #27 on:** November 04, 2003, 11:37:14 am »

From "Amok Time"

Spock responds to T'Pua's (sp?) "Live long and prosper", after thinking he has killed Kirk in the battle over T'Pol.
"I shall do neither, as I have killed my friend and my captian."

Last linefrom the TNG season ending cliffhanger where Locutus (Picard) is closing on the Enterprise in the Borg cube. Ricker says to Shelby and the rest of the Bridge crew "Fire!"

762 · « **Reply #28 on:** November 04, 2003, 11:46:05 am »

From First Contact:

Crusher: 20 Borg are about to come through that door! Create a diversion!

EMH: I'm a doctor, not a doorstep!

Mike H · « **Reply #29 on:** November 04, 2003, 12:39:42 pm »

Here it comes.
--James T. Kirk in Wrath of Khan

rmahannah · « **Reply #31 on:** November 04, 2003, 02:27:25 pm »

Damn it Jim!! I'm a doctor not a porn star!!! (well, may be it didn't go quite like that...)

Lieutenant_Q · « **Reply #32 on:** November 04, 2003, 08:11:55 pm »

Ok i just had to put two up here.

"Captain Riker? I'm Commander Maddox, I'm the Enterprise's new first officer. I was wondering..."
"Wondering if I could give you a piece of advice. Sure, Captain Picard is a real laid back person, real informal, in fact if you want to make an impression, call him Jean-Luc."

"Yes, Commander we have much to discuss, how about my quarters 1700 hours?
"Of course, Jean-Luc."

"Captain Riker was pulling my leg wasn't he. Sir?!"

Lepton1 · « **Reply #33 on:** November 04, 2003, 08:43:40 pm »

ST IV:VH

Kirk: "Double-ass on you!!"

Jim · « **Reply #34 on:** November 04, 2003, 09:07:16 pm »

1) "He's dead, Jim"
2) "Beam me up, Scotty"

Stormbringer · « **Reply #35 on:** November 04, 2003, 09:28:33 pm »

"one false move and the tribble gets it!" Erm maybe that wasn't said.

Stormbringer · « **Reply #36 on:** November 04, 2003, 09:29:34 pm »

"one false move and the tribble gets it!" Erm maybe that wasn't said.

"My god! Is that a space hamster?"

Remiak · « **Reply #37 on:** November 04, 2003, 09:45:05 pm »

Hi,

Backgroud: Q being punished by the Continium is without his powers.
Q: "I am mortal, how can I prove it to you?"
Worf: "Die"

Thanks

I_Mudd · « **Reply #38 on:** November 05, 2003, 04:29:42 am »

" Logic is a pretty flower that smells bad."

" Brain? What is Brain? "

" No more Blah Blah !!! "

I_Mudd.

Chris Jones · « **Reply #40 on:** November 05, 2003, 07:27:02 pm »

Kirk in Doomsday Machine:

BLAST REGULATIONS! Mr. Spock, I order you to assume command on my personal authority as Captain of the Enterprise!

There are others, but that one comes to mind right now.

NCC74656 · « **Reply #41 on:** November 05, 2003, 07:45:48 pm »

"Alert All Ships, We're Moving Out" - Captain Benjamin SIsko DS9 - "Favor the Bold"

"Forget the Klingons. Our job is to get to Deep Space Nine and prevent the Dominion reinforcements from coming through the wormhole. And that's what we're going to do." - Captain Benjamin Sisko DS9 - "Sacrifice of Angels"

"Have Galaxy wings nine-one and nine-three engage those destroyers. All other ships, head for that opening. Anyone who gets through doesn't stop until they reach Deep Space Nine." - Captain Benjamin Sisko DS9 - "Sacrifice of Angels"

"All the Dominion wants is to peacfully coexist with its neighbors." - Weyoun DS9 - "Call to Arms"

"Sisko to all Hands. Prepare to engage the enemy." - Captain Benjamin Sisko DS9 - "Sacrifice of Angels, Part One"

"Our position here is vulnerable!" - Weyoun DS9 "Call to Arms"

"Full axes rotate to port! Fire all ventral phasers!" - Captain Jean Luc Picard

"BATTLESTATIONS!" - Various Starfleet Captains

"Make every shot count!" Captain Benjamin Sisko DS9, Various Episodes

"These are the times that try men's souls." Quoted by Captain Benjamin Sisko DS9

"This is turning into the week of hell..." Captain Kathryn Janeway - Voyager - Year of Hell

"Must be something you assimilated." Admiral Janeway - Voyager - Endgame

"I don't take kindly to threats!" - Captain Kathryn Janeway - Voyager

"Fortune Favors the Bold" - Captain Sisko DS9 - Favor the Bold

[RS]Cincinnatus · « **Reply #42 on:** November 05, 2003, 08:07:03 pm »

"Speak for yourself. I plan to live forever." - Riker, ST: Generations

GFL_Tomolock · « **Reply #43 on:** November 05, 2003, 10:45:47 pm »

"Treat this ship like a lady and she will always take you home." -Dr McCoy to Data. Star Trek Next Generation

Karnak · « **Reply #44 on:** November 06, 2003, 08:17:29 am »

"Brunt, FCA..."

STIII "The Search for Spock"
Kruge: "Animal!!"

DS9 - "Ties of Blood and Water"
Sisko : ?We?ve met. I saw you die.?

Weyoun : ?That?s wasn?t me. At least not exactly.?

Dukat : ?The Vorta are experts in cloning.?

Weyoun : ?It tends to mitigate the risk involved in so much of our work. My predecessor was the fourth incarnation of our noble progenitor, I?m the fifth.?

Sisko : ?Immortality??

Weyoun : ?Of a sort - interested??

DS9 - "In the Pale Moonlight"
Garak : ?.... Well it worked, and you?ll get what you want: a war between the Romulans and the Dominion. And if your conscience is bothering you, you should soothe it with the knowledge that you may have just saved the entire Alpha Quadrant and all it cost was the life of one Romulan Senator, one criminal and the self respect of one Starfleet officer. I don't know about you, but I'd call that a bargain.?

dgray · « **Reply #45 on:** November 08, 2003, 05:50:02 am »

The line in Star Trek 4 'The Voyage Home', where Kirk and Gillian Taylor and having dinner and:

Gillian:Don't tell me, your from outer space
Kirk: No, I'm from Iowa, I only work in outer space
Gillian: Well I knew outer space had to come into somewhere

Heres another one, there are loads from this film but I can't remember.

Bones:It's a miracle these people ever got out of the 20th century

Kirk: Everyone remember where we parked

From Nemesis.

Data: It appears to be a robotic arm
Pause
Worf: How astute

vsfedwards · « **Reply #46 on:** November 08, 2003, 08:12:42 am »

Some Rommie: "You will not survive our assault!"
Picard : "And you will not survive ours, shall we die together?"
Data :" The romulans are cloaking and leaving this sector, sir"

Korgal · « **Reply #47 on:** November 09, 2003, 10:18:15 pm »

from the climactic battle in ST VI:
Sulu: "Target that explosion and FIRE."

best unspoken line, from ST II:
McCoy: "What about the rest of the inspection?"
Kirk (mouthed out, not actually spoken): "Later!"

also from ST II, as Spock turns over the conn to Saavik for her first time piloting a ship out of space dock:
McCoy: "Would you like a sedative?"
Kirk: (shakes head vigorously but appears to be having a stroke)

... Shatner's actually a pretty good actor when a director can get him to just SHUT UP.

One more, from ST VI, after the shapeshifter (currently in hot alien chicky form) finishes smoochin on Kirk:
McCoy: "What *is* it with you?!?"

So what I'm saying is, if Nicholaus Meyer is directing, I'm sold.

-korgal out-

Toten · « **Reply #48 on:** November 10, 2003, 09:21:25 pm »

I am a doctor not a bricklayer ! (mccoy "bandaging" the horta)

Capt Please the Klingons are watching . (startrek V at the end)

I said the enterprise should be hauled away AS GARBAGE ! (the tribbles episode)

This station has been upgraded to have multi quantum torpedo launchers would you like a demonstration ? (early dom war episode)

I know this ship like the back of my BANG (scotty bangs head on bulkhead spar STV)

I love Khan's "from ....... I spit at thee ....... yadda yadda yadda" in ST2WOK

I would give real money if he'd shut up (mccoy in ST6 as he n spock fix up the torp)

Maxillius · « **Reply #49 on:** November 12, 2003, 11:02:07 am »

I love the entire "Plexicorp" scene from ST:IV

DestinyCalling · « **Reply #50 on:** November 12, 2003, 05:16:14 pm »

This has got to be the best.... EVER!!

Picard: "Let's make sure history never forgets the name.....'Enterprise'." -- Yesterday's Enterprise

I get all emotional with that one.....

Kaenyne · « **Reply #52 on:** November 13, 2003, 10:11:34 am »

It's in my sig...it sums up Kirk's role in Trek.

TalonClaw · « **Reply #53 on:** November 13, 2003, 12:42:34 pm »

Saavik: "Any suggestions, Admiral?"
Kirk: "Prayer, Mister Saavik, the Klingons don't take prisoners."
--"STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.3

Khan: "He tasks me! He tasks me, and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round
the moons of Nebia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round Perdition's
Flames before I give him up!"
--"STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4

Kirk: "This is Admiral Kirk. We tried it once your way, Khan, are you game for
a rematch? Khan...I'm laughing at the superior intellect."
--"STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4

Mysterio · « **Reply #54 on:** November 13, 2003, 03:30:00 pm »

Picard: "Merd" (French for S#@t)
I forget from which episode.

NightStalker-SFC3 · « **Reply #55 on:** November 15, 2003, 09:11:49 pm »

The quote from Picard about the lights always makes me laugh!!!

Draco · « **Reply #56 on:** November 16, 2003, 05:41:54 pm »

The whole courtroom scene in "A Measure of a Man"

"With the first link, the chain is forged. With the first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
Judge Aaron Satie

Warden · « **Reply #57 on:** November 03, 2003, 06:23:02 pm »

well?

Pestalence · « **Reply #58 on:** November 03, 2003, 06:34:50 pm »

"Duty?! Don't lecture me about duty! I was out saving the galaxy while your Grandfather was in diapers!" Kirk to Picard in ST:Generations

Death_Merchant · « **Reply #60 on:** November 03, 2003, 07:02:23 pm »

"Conquest is easy - Control is hard." Capt. James T. Kirk

and I'm the first to say it????

"He's dead Jim." Dr. Leonard McCoy

Alidar Jarok · « **Reply #62 on:** November 03, 2003, 08:15:36 pm »

I believe I speak for the crew when I say "To hell with the orders"

Warden · « **Reply #63 on:** November 03, 2003, 08:46:51 pm »

These are great, here a few of mine.

"Jean-Luc blow up the damm ship!!" (Lilly ST-FC)

"Refresh my memory, which of us has the terrible bedside manner?"
"Your not my patient."
"My first bit of good news." (EMH1 & EMH2 - Voy)

"Your breathing down my neck!"
"My breathing is merely a simulation."
"So is my neck, stop it anyway!" (EMH1 & EMH2 - Voy)

and who was it who said "to hell with what logic dictates!"?

Keep em coming

Pestalence · « **Reply #64 on:** November 03, 2003, 08:54:16 pm »

"Dammit Jim! I'm a Doctor, not a...(insert profession here)" - Dr. McCoy

"Fascenating." - Spock

"You green blooded, inhuman,... " Dr. McCoy to Spock

"I've cheated death.. tricked my way out of death.. and patted myself on the back for my inginuity." - Kirk in ST II : TWOK

"I've got the engines bypassed like a christmas tree, so don't give me too many bumps." - Scotty

"Captain, I'm giv'n 'er all she's got." - Scotty

Khalee · « **Reply #65 on:** November 03, 2003, 09:04:05 pm »

The only line the most of the extras get "ARRGH!!!!" and some dont even get to say that.

Stormbringer · « **Reply #66 on:** November 03, 2003, 09:54:32 pm »

You forgot the preamble: "Oh God! I'm an extra on startrek and I'm wearing a red shirt!" *Then* comes the "Aaaarrrrghhh!"

Budgie Blade · « **Reply #67 on:** November 03, 2003, 09:55:15 pm »

ST Generations. The Enterprise saucer section is about to have a close encounter with a planet. We see the planet come full view and Data says.....

"Sh1t!"

You just gotta love that emotion chip!

IKV Nemesis D7L · « **Reply #68 on:** November 03, 2003, 10:17:14 pm »

I changed the conditions of the test. I got a commendation for original thinking. I don't like to lose.

The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank!

"Let me help." A hundred years or so from now, I believe, a famous novelist will write a classic using that theme. He'll recommend those three words over "I love you."

Sulu: I'll protect you, fair maiden!
Uhura: Sorry, neither.

You may find that having is not so nearly pleasing a thing as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.

They have two settings: stun and kill... It'd be best not to confuse them.

It's unethical to harm a patient. However, I can inflict as much pain as I like.

Pestalence · « **Reply #69 on:** November 03, 2003, 10:32:58 pm »

"Admiral, have you heard the old Klingon proverb telling us that 'Vengence is a dish which is best served cold'? It is very cold in space." - Khan Noonien Singh

sarge33rd · « **Reply #70 on:** November 03, 2003, 11:29:04 pm »

dont recall the specifics of the episode, but it was TNG and Worf was 'practicing' to represent the Enterprise in a combat competition. Riker approched and said, "Remeber Worf, its not whether you win or lose, but that you do your best that matters."

to which Worf replied, "Commander, if it is not important to win, why do we keep score?"

Potemkin · « **Reply #71 on:** November 03, 2003, 11:39:46 pm »

Bones "Going? Where are we going?"
Kirk "Where they went."
Bones "And what if they went nowhere?"
Kirk "Then is your big chance to get away from it all."

Star Trek, TWOK

Po~

Desty_Nova · « **Reply #72 on:** November 04, 2003, 12:58:05 am »

"That green-blooded son of a bitch. It's his revenge for all those arguments he lost." ~Bones

Lieutenant_Q · « **Reply #73 on:** November 04, 2003, 02:43:07 am »

"Transwarp at your Command...Sir!"
"Execute."

"Transwarp Drive Maximum velocity in 5..4..3..2..1..." *Clunk*

"Scotty, as good as your word."
"Aye, sir, the more they overtake the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain. Here Doctor, souveniers, from one surgeon to another, I took them outta her main Transwarp computer bank."
"Nice of you to tell me in advance."
"That's what you get for missing staff meetings, gentleman, your work today has been exemplary, I'd recommend you all for promotion, in whatever fleet we end up serving. Best speed to Genesis."

Cleaven · « **Reply #74 on:** November 04, 2003, 04:58:53 am »

McCoy saying, "You're out of your Vulcan mind, Spock!"

vsfedwards · « **Reply #76 on:** November 04, 2003, 06:56:49 am »

EMH"1 to Belana(sp): "Your emotions are running a little high, would you like a tranquiliser?"

Rogue · « **Reply #78 on:** November 04, 2003, 07:58:20 am »

A few of my all time favorite.

ST Voyager. Ship computer to EMH1. "Warp core breach a lot sooner than you think."

ST TNG. Worf upon viewing what Q dressed him up in. "I protest! I am NOT a merry man."

also from TNG. Q to Worf upon making a threatening entry to 10 forward.. "Oh it's microbrain. Eat any good books lately? Growl for me, show me you still care."

Mentat Jon · « **Reply #79 on:** November 04, 2003, 10:03:40 am »

hes Dead Jim

TOS

and "what does god need with a starship" ST V

Rhaz · « **Reply #80 on:** November 04, 2003, 11:14:12 am »

From ST IV:
Kirk: "One little mistake"

Firestorm · « **Reply #81 on:** November 04, 2003, 11:24:17 am »

Paraphrasing as best I remember it:

Picard: "If the cause be just, my crew is ready to die, here today. Are you ready to die, here today"?
Tomalock: "I expect more than idle threats from you, Picard"
Picard: "Then you shall have it...... Now, Mr. Worf".
.....three Klingon warbirds uncloak around Tomalocks Warbird.

Firestorm · « **Reply #82 on:** November 04, 2003, 11:25:12 am »

Data: "Take my Worf, please......"

Rat_Boy · « **Reply #83 on:** November 04, 2003, 11:35:52 am »

Well, I'll try to find some that haven't been said, and some aren't exactly one liners:

Worf: I protest. I am not a merry man!

Picard: Data...
Data: Sir?
Picard: Shut up.
Data: Yes, sir.
Picard: I've waited 15 years to say that!

Picard: The crew has responded with the dedication I've come to expect from them...And like a thousand other commanders on a thousand other battlefields, I wait for the dawn.

Worf: The Romulans fought with honor.
Commander William T. Riker: That they did, Mr. Worf.

Spock: Check the circuit. (First line ever)

Scotty: I canna change the laws of physics!

Spock: Logic is a little tweeting bird chirping in a meadow. Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad. Are you sure your circuits are registering correctly? Your ears are green.

Scotty: My bairns. My poor bairns.

Sulu: Don't call me Tiny.

Spock: Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?

Kirk: Once again we've saved civilization as we know it.
McCoy: The good news is: they're not going to prosecute.

Picard: Let's make sure history never forgets the name Enterprise.

Picard: THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!

Garak: Kiss the girl, get the key. They never taught me that in the Obsidian Order.

Quark: Of cours it's your fault. Everything that goes wrong here is your fault. It says so in your contract.

Nog: You couldn't ambush a Bolian if he was blindfolded and tied to a tree.

The Doctor: Missing. The captain is missing. It seems I've found myself on a Voyage of the Damned. Very well. Please advise the highest-ranking officer who is not missing to see me at his earliest convience.

Tom Paris: Who wrote this stuff?

Kroma_BaSyl · « **Reply #84 on:** November 04, 2003, 11:37:14 am »

From "Amok Time"

Spock responds to T'Pua's (sp?) "Live long and prosper", after thinking he has killed Kirk in the battle over T'Pol.
"I shall do neither, as I have killed my friend and my captian."

Last linefrom the TNG season ending cliffhanger where Locutus (Picard) is closing on the Enterprise in the Borg cube. Ricker says to Shelby and the rest of the Bridge crew "Fire!"

762 · « **Reply #85 on:** November 04, 2003, 11:46:05 am »

From First Contact:

Crusher: 20 Borg are about to come through that door! Create a diversion!

EMH: I'm a doctor, not a doorstep!

Mike H · « **Reply #86 on:** November 04, 2003, 12:39:42 pm »

Here it comes.
--James T. Kirk in Wrath of Khan

rmahannah · « **Reply #88 on:** November 04, 2003, 02:27:25 pm »

Damn it Jim!! I'm a doctor not a porn star!!! (well, may be it didn't go quite like that...)

Lieutenant_Q · « **Reply #89 on:** November 04, 2003, 08:11:55 pm »

Ok i just had to put two up here.

"Captain Riker? I'm Commander Maddox, I'm the Enterprise's new first officer. I was wondering..."
"Wondering if I could give you a piece of advice. Sure, Captain Picard is a real laid back person, real informal, in fact if you want to make an impression, call him Jean-Luc."

"Yes, Commander we have much to discuss, how about my quarters 1700 hours?
"Of course, Jean-Luc."

"Captain Riker was pulling my leg wasn't he. Sir?!"

Lepton1 · « **Reply #90 on:** November 04, 2003, 08:43:40 pm »

ST IV:VH

Kirk: "Double-ass on you!!"

Jim · « **Reply #91 on:** November 04, 2003, 09:07:16 pm »

1) "He's dead, Jim"
2) "Beam me up, Scotty"

Stormbringer · « **Reply #92 on:** November 04, 2003, 09:28:33 pm »

"one false move and the tribble gets it!" Erm maybe that wasn't said.

Stormbringer · « **Reply #93 on:** November 04, 2003, 09:29:34 pm »

"one false move and the tribble gets it!" Erm maybe that wasn't said.

"My god! Is that a space hamster?"

Remiak · « **Reply #94 on:** November 04, 2003, 09:45:05 pm »

Hi,

Backgroud: Q being punished by the Continium is without his powers.
Q: "I am mortal, how can I prove it to you?"
Worf: "Die"

Thanks

I_Mudd · « **Reply #95 on:** November 05, 2003, 04:29:42 am »

" Logic is a pretty flower that smells bad."

" Brain? What is Brain? "

" No more Blah Blah !!! "

I_Mudd.

Chris Jones · « **Reply #97 on:** November 05, 2003, 07:27:02 pm »

Kirk in Doomsday Machine:

BLAST REGULATIONS! Mr. Spock, I order you to assume command on my personal authority as Captain of the Enterprise!

There are others, but that one comes to mind right now.

NCC74656 · « **Reply #98 on:** November 05, 2003, 07:45:48 pm »

"Alert All Ships, We're Moving Out" - Captain Benjamin SIsko DS9 - "Favor the Bold"

"Forget the Klingons. Our job is to get to Deep Space Nine and prevent the Dominion reinforcements from coming through the wormhole. And that's what we're going to do." - Captain Benjamin Sisko DS9 - "Sacrifice of Angels"

"Have Galaxy wings nine-one and nine-three engage those destroyers. All other ships, head for that opening. Anyone who gets through doesn't stop until they reach Deep Space Nine." - Captain Benjamin Sisko DS9 - "Sacrifice of Angels"

"All the Dominion wants is to peacfully coexist with its neighbors." - Weyoun DS9 - "Call to Arms"

"Sisko to all Hands. Prepare to engage the enemy." - Captain Benjamin Sisko DS9 - "Sacrifice of Angels, Part One"

"Our position here is vulnerable!" - Weyoun DS9 "Call to Arms"

"Full axes rotate to port! Fire all ventral phasers!" - Captain Jean Luc Picard

"BATTLESTATIONS!" - Various Starfleet Captains

"Make every shot count!" Captain Benjamin Sisko DS9, Various Episodes

"These are the times that try men's souls." Quoted by Captain Benjamin Sisko DS9

"This is turning into the week of hell..." Captain Kathryn Janeway - Voyager - Year of Hell

"Must be something you assimilated." Admiral Janeway - Voyager - Endgame

"I don't take kindly to threats!" - Captain Kathryn Janeway - Voyager

"Fortune Favors the Bold" - Captain Sisko DS9 - Favor the Bold

[RS]Cincinnatus · « **Reply #99 on:** November 05, 2003, 08:07:03 pm »

"Speak for yourself. I plan to live forever." - Riker, ST: Generations

GFL_Tomolock · « **Reply #100 on:** November 05, 2003, 10:45:47 pm »

"Treat this ship like a lady and she will always take you home." -Dr McCoy to Data. Star Trek Next Generation

Karnak · « **Reply #101 on:** November 06, 2003, 08:17:29 am »

"Brunt, FCA..."

STIII "The Search for Spock"
Kruge: "Animal!!"

DS9 - "Ties of Blood and Water"
Sisko : ?We?ve met. I saw you die.?

Weyoun : ?That?s wasn?t me. At least not exactly.?

Dukat : ?The Vorta are experts in cloning.?

Weyoun : ?It tends to mitigate the risk involved in so much of our work. My predecessor was the fourth incarnation of our noble progenitor, I?m the fifth.?

Sisko : ?Immortality??

Weyoun : ?Of a sort - interested??

DS9 - "In the Pale Moonlight"
Garak : ?.... Well it worked, and you?ll get what you want: a war between the Romulans and the Dominion. And if your conscience is bothering you, you should soothe it with the knowledge that you may have just saved the entire Alpha Quadrant and all it cost was the life of one Romulan Senator, one criminal and the self respect of one Starfleet officer. I don't know about you, but I'd call that a bargain.?

dgray · « **Reply #102 on:** November 08, 2003, 05:50:02 am »

The line in Star Trek 4 'The Voyage Home', where Kirk and Gillian Taylor and having dinner and:

Gillian:Don't tell me, your from outer space
Kirk: No, I'm from Iowa, I only work in outer space
Gillian: Well I knew outer space had to come into somewhere

Heres another one, there are loads from this film but I can't remember.

Bones:It's a miracle these people ever got out of the 20th century

Kirk: Everyone remember where we parked

From Nemesis.

Data: It appears to be a robotic arm
Pause
Worf: How astute

vsfedwards · « **Reply #103 on:** November 08, 2003, 08:12:42 am »

Some Rommie: "You will not survive our assault!"
Picard : "And you will not survive ours, shall we die together?"
Data :" The romulans are cloaking and leaving this sector, sir"

Korgal · « **Reply #104 on:** November 09, 2003, 10:18:15 pm »

from the climactic battle in ST VI:
Sulu: "Target that explosion and FIRE."

best unspoken line, from ST II:
McCoy: "What about the rest of the inspection?"
Kirk (mouthed out, not actually spoken): "Later!"

also from ST II, as Spock turns over the conn to Saavik for her first time piloting a ship out of space dock:
McCoy: "Would you like a sedative?"
Kirk: (shakes head vigorously but appears to be having a stroke)

... Shatner's actually a pretty good actor when a director can get him to just SHUT UP.

One more, from ST VI, after the shapeshifter (currently in hot alien chicky form) finishes smoochin on Kirk:
McCoy: "What *is* it with you?!?"

So what I'm saying is, if Nicholaus Meyer is directing, I'm sold.

-korgal out-

Toten · « **Reply #105 on:** November 10, 2003, 09:21:25 pm »

I am a doctor not a bricklayer ! (mccoy "bandaging" the horta)

Capt Please the Klingons are watching . (startrek V at the end)

I said the enterprise should be hauled away AS GARBAGE ! (the tribbles episode)

This station has been upgraded to have multi quantum torpedo launchers would you like a demonstration ? (early dom war episode)

I know this ship like the back of my BANG (scotty bangs head on bulkhead spar STV)

I love Khan's "from ....... I spit at thee ....... yadda yadda yadda" in ST2WOK

I would give real money if he'd shut up (mccoy in ST6 as he n spock fix up the torp)

Maxillius · « **Reply #106 on:** November 12, 2003, 11:02:07 am »

I love the entire "Plexicorp" scene from ST:IV

DestinyCalling · « **Reply #107 on:** November 12, 2003, 05:16:14 pm »

This has got to be the best.... EVER!!

Picard: "Let's make sure history never forgets the name.....'Enterprise'." -- Yesterday's Enterprise

I get all emotional with that one.....

Kaenyne · « **Reply #109 on:** November 13, 2003, 10:11:34 am »

It's in my sig...it sums up Kirk's role in Trek.

TalonClaw · « **Reply #110 on:** November 13, 2003, 12:42:34 pm »

Saavik: "Any suggestions, Admiral?"
Kirk: "Prayer, Mister Saavik, the Klingons don't take prisoners."
--"STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.3

Khan: "He tasks me! He tasks me, and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round
the moons of Nebia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round Perdition's
Flames before I give him up!"
--"STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4

Kirk: "This is Admiral Kirk. We tried it once your way, Khan, are you game for
a rematch? Khan...I'm laughing at the superior intellect."
--"STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4

Mysterio · « **Reply #111 on:** November 13, 2003, 03:30:00 pm »

Picard: "Merd" (French for S#@t)
I forget from which episode.

NightStalker-SFC3 · « **Reply #112 on:** November 15, 2003, 09:11:49 pm »

The quote from Picard about the lights always makes me laugh!!!

Draco · « **Reply #113 on:** November 16, 2003, 05:41:54 pm »

The whole courtroom scene in "A Measure of a Man"

"With the first link, the chain is forged. With the first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
Judge Aaron Satie

Fedman NCC-3758 · « **Reply #114 on:** June 11, 2005, 08:55:52 pm »

Just a little late. But,

"That green blooded SOB! It's his revenge for all those arguments he lost!"

(McCoy to Kirk after Kirk informed McCoy he was suffering from a Vulcan mind meld.)

J. Carney · « **Reply #115 on:** June 11, 2005, 10:28:14 pm »

Never too late to resurect a good thread:

McCoy: "I bet you wish you'd stood in bed..."

Spock: "Doctor, Vulcans sleep lying down."

E_Look · « **Reply #116 on:** June 11, 2005, 10:39:44 pm »

TOS: "Mirror Mirror"-

Real Kirk to bearded evil Spock: "Find a reason to be the captain of the Enterprise, Mr. Spock, and make it stick... In every revolution, there is one man with a vision."

I get goosebumps from this one.

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