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Ok as promised I waited for anyone else to reply (Thank you Sirgod) and it was hard to seperate the great suggestions but, here we go....
Again, the word types are color coded.
Noun---  Beer
Adverb---  Boldy
Plural Noun--- Cows
Plural Noun--- Forceps
Plural Noun--- Buffalo Chips
Plural Noun--- Tights
Plural Noun--- Howling Monkeys
Noun--- Car
Noun--- p00p
Verb Ending In "ING"---Panting
Plural Noun--- Hellbores
Plural Noun---Cabbages
Male Person In Room/Forum {for our sakes]---762(I used most of 7's suggestions so the last two goes to Sirgod) 
Female Person In Room/Forum {for our sakes]---  Krolling     
ON DATING A TWIN   Going out with an identical  
Beer   is 
 Boldly  freaky! 
No one can tell twins apart, not even thier  
 Cows   or close  
Forceps.  Everything about them is the 
same.  The color of their 
Buffalo Chips , the shape of thier
Tights  , the shape of their chiseled  
Howling Monkeys,
to say nothing of the way they part their  
Car   right
down the middle.  And when they smile, believe it or not, they
have the same  
p00p   in their teeth.  They could make 
things a lot easier by  
Panting   differently. But no,
they both wear the same  
Hellbores   right down to their
matching  
Cabbages  .  I'm telling you, no matter how 
I try it's inpossible for me to tll the difference between 
762   and  
Krolling    Well I hope you guys enjoyd this one and to keep you occupied play with the  
Snow Globe Let me know if ya like the Mad lib.  I'll be settin another one tomorrow. 
