Well, I certainly thought Skorzeny's post was funny.  I hope we don't have to all start putting RP on or off tags on all our posts.  I never do.  Sort of like I'm not going to do so now.  

SCENE:  Camera pans around, eight Gorn (all wearing surcoats that say "No Pooftas!") and one Romulan walk stealthfully through rocky terrain.
SOS-Cleo:  <continuing>  BUT!  Unless ye be Gorn of valor, then come no further!  For death awaits you with sharp pointy posts!
<The group clears the hilltop, and see SOS-Skorzeny, crouching down and hopping about on all fours.>
GDA-S'CIPIO:  What, behind the Romie?
SOS-Cleo:  It 
is the Romie!
<All the Gorn sigh disgustedly.  
SOS-Skorzeny hears the sighs, and quickly dives for cover behind a rock.>
SOS-Cleo:  That's no ordinary newbie!  He's got teeth......... <gorn look unimpressed>  He can leap about........ <gorn look unimpressed>  
Look at the flames, man!GDA-S'Cipio:  Lads, what shall we use here?
GDA-Casca:  We have the holy rolling pin!
GDA-S'Cipio:  Of course!  The holy rolling pin!  It is one of the artifacts sister KRolling carries with us!  Sister KRolling, may I borrow the holy rolling pin?
<KRolling appears (arm first) from a lake and hands S'Cipio the rolling pin.  S'Cipio smacks SOS-Cleo with the rolling pin>
SOS-Cleo:  Ow!  What was that for?
GDA-S'Cipio:  For getting us all worked up over nothing, you Silly Old Sod-sister.  Right lads, time to kill the wabbit.
GDA-Casca:  I'll feint left about three miles,  then I'll taunt him some more.  Maybe he'll grow so cross as to make a mistake.
GDA-S'Cipio:  Mistake?  Like what?
GDA-Agave:  Maybe if we built this huge wooden badger......
GDA-S'Cipio:  <Smacks Agave with the rolling pin>  Quiet.  And go and change your armor.
GDA-Keltset:  What's he trying to do behind that rock, anyway?
GDA-Kroma:  He fears my mighty member.  I think he is trying to confuse us by running away more.
GDA-Iaidoka:  <looks impatient>  That's just plain silly.  Doc, do you fear Kroma's member?
GDA-Doc:  I fear no member.
GDA-Iaidoka:  Exactly.  No, what this Romie is trying to do is to master the art of Not Being Seen.
<Dramatic pause, as everyone realizes the truth of this tactical insight.>
GDA-S'Cipio:  Right then, we are generous, let us help him learn.  Valcarve, get ready for the kill shot.
GDA-Valcarve:  One Rommie stew, coming right up.
<Valcarve walks up to the front of the rock, and draws his sword.>
GDA-S'Cipio:  <loudly>  In this valley is SOS-Skorzeny.  Mr. Skorzeny is trying very hard Not To Be Seen.  Mr. Skorzeny, would you stand up, please?
SOS-Skorzeny:  <lifts head above rock> eh?
<GDA-Valcarve whacks off Skorzeny's head with his sword.>
GDA-S'Cipio:  <dramatic pause>  Mr. Skorzeny has now learned the first lesson in Not Being Seen.
Thus endeth the lesson.  Cloak all you want.  

-S'Cipio the Tutor