Topic: Sirgod's rant about Poo... (Read 8460 times)

Sirgod · « **on:** April 30, 2004, 05:32:48 pm »

Just a follow up about that Kitten I saved that I mentioned here.

http://forums.taldren.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=311398&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1

I use Kitten loosely here, as this little mass of Grey hair is worse then any tribble a Klingon could ever have been around. First off, when I said thank you all those times in Pm's etc. for the advice on raising a Kitten, I didn't understand how many of you all truely hated me.

Oh sure all my dogs still love the kitten, very much so, But she ( Looked for the slash instead of 2 dots and a slash) , loves me way to much. I think It's because I feed her. She's about as worthless as my Nephew who at 3 months old is too lazy to get out and mow the lawn. No matter how much I yell at him, He just looks at me and smiles.

a couple of problems that Poo has caused so far.

1.) I told my wife abot her , while she was visiting her dad. She told her whole family She was named Pooh after EZkills bear. When she got home she learned the truth. She makes more of her Nomiker then my 12 dogs combined.

2.) Of course everyone's heard about Cat hair in the keyboard, And I was prepared for that. What I wasn't prepared for is this Darling kitty liking the Red light of my Optical mouse. Out of no where she will strike when I move the mouse. this has caused alot of Embarrising moment's while playing games online, and Viewing Pr0n. I didn't ned to see Michael Jacksons Website after all.

3.) allergies. The weather has been on and off with rain this week, but nothing compares to trying to sleep, Getting comfortable at night, and her Comes Poo. Climbing on the bed while your trying to read a book. Oh and once again while reading she jumps up and does her Namesake yet again.

4.) I was just typing this too show you my displeasure with Poo, when she leaps from a Sitting chair I have in my Bedroom. The Infection should die down soon from the Mass attack that she felt I needed.

5.) Those beady little eyes. She just loves to stare at me and Meow. She does this Right before she jumps o my shoes Scrambles up y legs like a Rodent with a love affair gone wrong, and Perches on my shoulder. WTH? She's a cat, who nurses on Dog's, and pretends to be a Parrot.

Sorry for the Rant all, But I just needed to get this all off my chest.

Stephen

Kmelew · « **Reply #1 on:** April 30, 2004, 05:42:06 pm »

Awwww!! Sounds like someone has a new best friend!!

Sirgod · « **Reply #2 on:** April 30, 2004, 05:58:32 pm »

Quote:

Awwww!! Sounds like someone has a new best friend!!

LOL, Yep I do I guess. Just don't let anyone else know I'm a big softy. SHHHH!!!!!

Stephen

TB613 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 30, 2004, 06:03:42 pm »

Welcome to the world of cats.

Dragon93 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 30, 2004, 07:09:48 pm »

Let me give you the lowdown on cats.

When guys own cats, they love to [bleep] about them, it's sort of what you are supposed to do. But at the same time, if anyone even thought about looking at them with malice, watch out.

I love my five little monsters.

Slinky is the oldest. He is smart but shy and a little bit socially inept.

Silver is my retard, she was abandoned and malnourished as a kitten but I love her no matter how stupid she is.

Gimme Cat was a stray I took in. SHe got her name because she likes to steal things.

Pooka is Gimme Cat's daughter from her one and only litter. Pooka is a big, fat, fluffy thing who never grew up.

I lost my little guy Ghost in February and it tore me up. I now have his little brother sharing my home with me and my other four. I named him Spirit in honor of his fallen brother. I miss Ghost a lot and think about him often he was one of the smartest cats I have ever had and his brother seems to be following in his footsteps. Spirit is not to be taken as a replacement for Ghost, he just is another member of my family to be loved for who he is.

Ghost was eight months old when he passed. Spirit is going on 10 weeks now. Because Spirit looks identical to Ghost, I sometimes find myself calling him Ghost, especially when he is being naughty.

If anyone cares to see photos of my furry retarded children, check out my Yahoo Photo Album

Sirgod · « **Reply #5 on:** April 30, 2004, 07:15:20 pm »

Oh man Dragon93, Ghost almost looks exactly like my Little Poo.

Stephen

PS I'm sorry about that loss, I hope It wasn't in the fire.

KRolling · « **Reply #7 on:** May 01, 2004, 04:18:20 am »

I wish you guys would stop it!!!!

Now, I want another cat..... <sob>

Monty · « **Reply #9 on:** May 06, 2004, 07:36:23 am »

Having owned two cats myself I found myself laughing very hard at this.

Khalee · « **Reply #10 on:** May 06, 2004, 07:48:42 am »

<Points at sirgod and HAHA> dont know how to give Medicine to cats

Captain Krenn · « **Reply #11 on:** May 06, 2004, 08:40:07 am »

Seems to me if you gave the kitty some of that scotch and whiskey you'd have no problem
getting him to swallow the pill.

Khalee · « **Reply #13 on:** May 06, 2004, 08:49:41 am »

Dont look like your not getting much sympathy from us former and current cat owners are you.

If you did it the way you did the dogs pill you would not have much trouble with the cat, course you use a cat treat instead of bacon.

RazalYllib · « **Reply #15 on:** May 06, 2004, 09:32:51 pm »

But seriously folks...

Feline critters require special special handleing when it comes to oral meds.

A good friend of mine worked for a vet and swears by the following:

Pills, coat it liberly w/ plain butter (margerine), pop pill close critter jaws massage throat to encourage swallow reflex will gently holding jaws shut.

For manageing the claws if neccessary for transport or whatever, wrap said critter tightly in towel (yet another use for the towel) trust me it will save you from scratches.

James_Smith · « **Reply #17 on:** May 06, 2004, 10:32:46 pm »

LOL Sirgod, I guess we got lucky with our cat. She doesn't seem to mind pills or vets.

http://www.freewebs.com/jamesrsmith/willow 2.jpg

She is, however, totally brainless. She also doesn't have a fully-working tail after she managed to dislocate it at the point where it joins up with the spine (nasty injury that one, nearly paralysed her). Also, she's great around people and loves making friends. But she can't bear to be near another animal, and has to set about killing any cat, bird, mouse, dog, wolf or elephant that she happens to be near. I've had to pull her off cats before so they could escape while they were still alive - for such a cat who is very sweet-natured around people, she is utterly vicious with other animals.

EDIT: you may have to copy that link into your address bar to see the pic.

Clark Kent · « **Reply #20 on:** May 07, 2004, 12:19:44 pm »

Since we're talking about kittens, I've had a hankerin for a kitten for months now, and Sirgod has me finally doing something about it. A friend of mine came accross some kittens at a farm she goes to to ride horses alot. She got medibs on the last kitten:

I'm thinking of naming him Saberfang,

CK

P.S. I like Latinas...
....And apparently Asian ladies as well...

DreadlordGW · « **Reply #21 on:** May 07, 2004, 01:31:54 pm »

Mize as well post this:

Kmelew · « **Reply #22 on:** May 07, 2004, 01:34:46 pm »

Sirgod...What Poo really does when you're not around...

Scott Allen Abfalter · « **Reply #23 on:** May 07, 2004, 01:35:48 pm »

Could be worse, SirGod. Could be not-declawed with a waterbed in the house.

Don't ask me how I know.

Khalee · « **Reply #24 on:** May 07, 2004, 01:36:49 pm »

Now I want another cat or two or three

Stormbringer · « **Reply #26 on:** May 07, 2004, 03:03:55 pm »

Ah, Musashi has another picture for his collection.

SL-Punisher · « **Reply #28 on:** May 07, 2004, 09:34:51 pm »

Is that the texas school book depository...

dear god it all makes sense!! A cat shot kennedy!

Sirgod · « **Reply #30 on:** May 08, 2004, 12:37:12 am »

EWWW. Actually My dog Gruntie likes to Bring me her Prey when she catches It.

rat Jam between the toes is just wrong.

Stephen

Sirgod · « **Reply #31 on:** April 30, 2004, 05:32:48 pm »

Just a follow up about that Kitten I saved that I mentioned here.

http://forums.taldren.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=311398&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1

I use Kitten loosely here, as this little mass of Grey hair is worse then any tribble a Klingon could ever have been around. First off, when I said thank you all those times in Pm's etc. for the advice on raising a Kitten, I didn't understand how many of you all truely hated me.

Oh sure all my dogs still love the kitten, very much so, But she ( Looked for the slash instead of 2 dots and a slash) , loves me way to much. I think It's because I feed her. She's about as worthless as my Nephew who at 3 months old is too lazy to get out and mow the lawn. No matter how much I yell at him, He just looks at me and smiles.

a couple of problems that Poo has caused so far.

1.) I told my wife abot her , while she was visiting her dad. She told her whole family She was named Pooh after EZkills bear. When she got home she learned the truth. She makes more of her Nomiker then my 12 dogs combined.

2.) Of course everyone's heard about Cat hair in the keyboard, And I was prepared for that. What I wasn't prepared for is this Darling kitty liking the Red light of my Optical mouse. Out of no where she will strike when I move the mouse. this has caused alot of Embarrising moment's while playing games online, and Viewing Pr0n. I didn't ned to see Michael Jacksons Website after all.

3.) allergies. The weather has been on and off with rain this week, but nothing compares to trying to sleep, Getting comfortable at night, and her Comes Poo. Climbing on the bed while your trying to read a book. Oh and once again while reading she jumps up and does her Namesake yet again.

4.) I was just typing this too show you my displeasure with Poo, when she leaps from a Sitting chair I have in my Bedroom. The Infection should die down soon from the Mass attack that she felt I needed.

5.) Those beady little eyes. She just loves to stare at me and Meow. She does this Right before she jumps o my shoes Scrambles up y legs like a Rodent with a love affair gone wrong, and Perches on my shoulder. WTH? She's a cat, who nurses on Dog's, and pretends to be a Parrot.

Sorry for the Rant all, But I just needed to get this all off my chest.

Stephen

Kmelew · « **Reply #32 on:** April 30, 2004, 05:42:06 pm »

Awwww!! Sounds like someone has a new best friend!!

TB613 · « **Reply #34 on:** April 30, 2004, 06:03:42 pm »

Welcome to the world of cats.

Dragon93 · « **Reply #35 on:** April 30, 2004, 07:09:48 pm »

Let me give you the lowdown on cats.

When guys own cats, they love to [bleep] about them, it's sort of what you are supposed to do. But at the same time, if anyone even thought about looking at them with malice, watch out.

I love my five little monsters.

Slinky is the oldest. He is smart but shy and a little bit socially inept.

Silver is my retard, she was abandoned and malnourished as a kitten but I love her no matter how stupid she is.

Gimme Cat was a stray I took in. SHe got her name because she likes to steal things.

Pooka is Gimme Cat's daughter from her one and only litter. Pooka is a big, fat, fluffy thing who never grew up.

I lost my little guy Ghost in February and it tore me up. I now have his little brother sharing my home with me and my other four. I named him Spirit in honor of his fallen brother. I miss Ghost a lot and think about him often he was one of the smartest cats I have ever had and his brother seems to be following in his footsteps. Spirit is not to be taken as a replacement for Ghost, he just is another member of my family to be loved for who he is.

Ghost was eight months old when he passed. Spirit is going on 10 weeks now. Because Spirit looks identical to Ghost, I sometimes find myself calling him Ghost, especially when he is being naughty.

If anyone cares to see photos of my furry retarded children, check out my Yahoo Photo Album

Sirgod · « **Reply #36 on:** April 30, 2004, 07:15:20 pm »

Oh man Dragon93, Ghost almost looks exactly like my Little Poo.

Stephen

PS I'm sorry about that loss, I hope It wasn't in the fire.

KRolling · « **Reply #38 on:** May 01, 2004, 04:18:20 am »

I wish you guys would stop it!!!!

Now, I want another cat..... <sob>

Monty · « **Reply #40 on:** May 06, 2004, 07:36:23 am »

Having owned two cats myself I found myself laughing very hard at this.

Khalee · « **Reply #41 on:** May 06, 2004, 07:48:42 am »

<Points at sirgod and HAHA> dont know how to give Medicine to cats

Captain Krenn · « **Reply #42 on:** May 06, 2004, 08:40:07 am »

Seems to me if you gave the kitty some of that scotch and whiskey you'd have no problem
getting him to swallow the pill.

Khalee · « **Reply #44 on:** May 06, 2004, 08:49:41 am »

Dont look like your not getting much sympathy from us former and current cat owners are you.

If you did it the way you did the dogs pill you would not have much trouble with the cat, course you use a cat treat instead of bacon.

RazalYllib · « **Reply #46 on:** May 06, 2004, 09:32:51 pm »

But seriously folks...

Feline critters require special special handleing when it comes to oral meds.

A good friend of mine worked for a vet and swears by the following:

Pills, coat it liberly w/ plain butter (margerine), pop pill close critter jaws massage throat to encourage swallow reflex will gently holding jaws shut.

For manageing the claws if neccessary for transport or whatever, wrap said critter tightly in towel (yet another use for the towel) trust me it will save you from scratches.

James_Smith · « **Reply #48 on:** May 06, 2004, 10:32:46 pm »

LOL Sirgod, I guess we got lucky with our cat. She doesn't seem to mind pills or vets.

http://www.freewebs.com/jamesrsmith/willow 2.jpg

She is, however, totally brainless. She also doesn't have a fully-working tail after she managed to dislocate it at the point where it joins up with the spine (nasty injury that one, nearly paralysed her). Also, she's great around people and loves making friends. But she can't bear to be near another animal, and has to set about killing any cat, bird, mouse, dog, wolf or elephant that she happens to be near. I've had to pull her off cats before so they could escape while they were still alive - for such a cat who is very sweet-natured around people, she is utterly vicious with other animals.

EDIT: you may have to copy that link into your address bar to see the pic.

Clark Kent · « **Reply #51 on:** May 07, 2004, 12:19:44 pm »

Since we're talking about kittens, I've had a hankerin for a kitten for months now, and Sirgod has me finally doing something about it. A friend of mine came accross some kittens at a farm she goes to to ride horses alot. She got medibs on the last kitten:

I'm thinking of naming him Saberfang,

CK

P.S. I like Latinas...
....And apparently Asian ladies as well...

DreadlordGW · « **Reply #52 on:** May 07, 2004, 01:31:54 pm »

Mize as well post this:

Kmelew · « **Reply #53 on:** May 07, 2004, 01:34:46 pm »

Sirgod...What Poo really does when you're not around...

Scott Allen Abfalter · « **Reply #54 on:** May 07, 2004, 01:35:48 pm »

Could be worse, SirGod. Could be not-declawed with a waterbed in the house.

Don't ask me how I know.

Khalee · « **Reply #55 on:** May 07, 2004, 01:36:49 pm »

Now I want another cat or two or three

Stormbringer · « **Reply #57 on:** May 07, 2004, 03:03:55 pm »

Ah, Musashi has another picture for his collection.

SL-Punisher · « **Reply #59 on:** May 07, 2004, 09:34:51 pm »

Is that the texas school book depository...

dear god it all makes sense!! A cat shot kennedy!

Sirgod · « **Reply #61 on:** May 08, 2004, 12:37:12 am »

EWWW. Actually My dog Gruntie likes to Bring me her Prey when she catches It.

rat Jam between the toes is just wrong.

Stephen

Sirgod · « **Reply #62 on:** April 30, 2004, 05:32:48 pm »

Just a follow up about that Kitten I saved that I mentioned here.

http://forums.taldren.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=311398&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1

I use Kitten loosely here, as this little mass of Grey hair is worse then any tribble a Klingon could ever have been around. First off, when I said thank you all those times in Pm's etc. for the advice on raising a Kitten, I didn't understand how many of you all truely hated me.

Oh sure all my dogs still love the kitten, very much so, But she ( Looked for the slash instead of 2 dots and a slash) , loves me way to much. I think It's because I feed her. She's about as worthless as my Nephew who at 3 months old is too lazy to get out and mow the lawn. No matter how much I yell at him, He just looks at me and smiles.

a couple of problems that Poo has caused so far.

1.) I told my wife abot her , while she was visiting her dad. She told her whole family She was named Pooh after EZkills bear. When she got home she learned the truth. She makes more of her Nomiker then my 12 dogs combined.

2.) Of course everyone's heard about Cat hair in the keyboard, And I was prepared for that. What I wasn't prepared for is this Darling kitty liking the Red light of my Optical mouse. Out of no where she will strike when I move the mouse. this has caused alot of Embarrising moment's while playing games online, and Viewing Pr0n. I didn't ned to see Michael Jacksons Website after all.

3.) allergies. The weather has been on and off with rain this week, but nothing compares to trying to sleep, Getting comfortable at night, and her Comes Poo. Climbing on the bed while your trying to read a book. Oh and once again while reading she jumps up and does her Namesake yet again.

4.) I was just typing this too show you my displeasure with Poo, when she leaps from a Sitting chair I have in my Bedroom. The Infection should die down soon from the Mass attack that she felt I needed.

5.) Those beady little eyes. She just loves to stare at me and Meow. She does this Right before she jumps o my shoes Scrambles up y legs like a Rodent with a love affair gone wrong, and Perches on my shoulder. WTH? She's a cat, who nurses on Dog's, and pretends to be a Parrot.

Sorry for the Rant all, But I just needed to get this all off my chest.

Stephen

Kmelew · « **Reply #63 on:** April 30, 2004, 05:42:06 pm »

Awwww!! Sounds like someone has a new best friend!!

TB613 · « **Reply #65 on:** April 30, 2004, 06:03:42 pm »

Welcome to the world of cats.

Dragon93 · « **Reply #66 on:** April 30, 2004, 07:09:48 pm »

Let me give you the lowdown on cats.

When guys own cats, they love to [bleep] about them, it's sort of what you are supposed to do. But at the same time, if anyone even thought about looking at them with malice, watch out.

I love my five little monsters.

Slinky is the oldest. He is smart but shy and a little bit socially inept.

Silver is my retard, she was abandoned and malnourished as a kitten but I love her no matter how stupid she is.

Gimme Cat was a stray I took in. SHe got her name because she likes to steal things.

Pooka is Gimme Cat's daughter from her one and only litter. Pooka is a big, fat, fluffy thing who never grew up.

I lost my little guy Ghost in February and it tore me up. I now have his little brother sharing my home with me and my other four. I named him Spirit in honor of his fallen brother. I miss Ghost a lot and think about him often he was one of the smartest cats I have ever had and his brother seems to be following in his footsteps. Spirit is not to be taken as a replacement for Ghost, he just is another member of my family to be loved for who he is.

Ghost was eight months old when he passed. Spirit is going on 10 weeks now. Because Spirit looks identical to Ghost, I sometimes find myself calling him Ghost, especially when he is being naughty.

If anyone cares to see photos of my furry retarded children, check out my Yahoo Photo Album

Sirgod · « **Reply #67 on:** April 30, 2004, 07:15:20 pm »

Oh man Dragon93, Ghost almost looks exactly like my Little Poo.

Stephen

PS I'm sorry about that loss, I hope It wasn't in the fire.

KRolling · « **Reply #69 on:** May 01, 2004, 04:18:20 am »

I wish you guys would stop it!!!!

Now, I want another cat..... <sob>

Monty · « **Reply #71 on:** May 06, 2004, 07:36:23 am »

Having owned two cats myself I found myself laughing very hard at this.

Khalee · « **Reply #72 on:** May 06, 2004, 07:48:42 am »

<Points at sirgod and HAHA> dont know how to give Medicine to cats

Captain Krenn · « **Reply #73 on:** May 06, 2004, 08:40:07 am »

Seems to me if you gave the kitty some of that scotch and whiskey you'd have no problem
getting him to swallow the pill.

Khalee · « **Reply #75 on:** May 06, 2004, 08:49:41 am »

Dont look like your not getting much sympathy from us former and current cat owners are you.

If you did it the way you did the dogs pill you would not have much trouble with the cat, course you use a cat treat instead of bacon.

RazalYllib · « **Reply #77 on:** May 06, 2004, 09:32:51 pm »

But seriously folks...

Feline critters require special special handleing when it comes to oral meds.

A good friend of mine worked for a vet and swears by the following:

Pills, coat it liberly w/ plain butter (margerine), pop pill close critter jaws massage throat to encourage swallow reflex will gently holding jaws shut.

For manageing the claws if neccessary for transport or whatever, wrap said critter tightly in towel (yet another use for the towel) trust me it will save you from scratches.

James_Smith · « **Reply #79 on:** May 06, 2004, 10:32:46 pm »

LOL Sirgod, I guess we got lucky with our cat. She doesn't seem to mind pills or vets.

http://www.freewebs.com/jamesrsmith/willow 2.jpg

She is, however, totally brainless. She also doesn't have a fully-working tail after she managed to dislocate it at the point where it joins up with the spine (nasty injury that one, nearly paralysed her). Also, she's great around people and loves making friends. But she can't bear to be near another animal, and has to set about killing any cat, bird, mouse, dog, wolf or elephant that she happens to be near. I've had to pull her off cats before so they could escape while they were still alive - for such a cat who is very sweet-natured around people, she is utterly vicious with other animals.

EDIT: you may have to copy that link into your address bar to see the pic.

Clark Kent · « **Reply #82 on:** May 07, 2004, 12:19:44 pm »

Since we're talking about kittens, I've had a hankerin for a kitten for months now, and Sirgod has me finally doing something about it. A friend of mine came accross some kittens at a farm she goes to to ride horses alot. She got medibs on the last kitten:

I'm thinking of naming him Saberfang,

CK

P.S. I like Latinas...
....And apparently Asian ladies as well...

DreadlordGW · « **Reply #83 on:** May 07, 2004, 01:31:54 pm »

Mize as well post this:

Kmelew · « **Reply #84 on:** May 07, 2004, 01:34:46 pm »

Sirgod...What Poo really does when you're not around...

Scott Allen Abfalter · « **Reply #85 on:** May 07, 2004, 01:35:48 pm »

Could be worse, SirGod. Could be not-declawed with a waterbed in the house.

Don't ask me how I know.

Khalee · « **Reply #86 on:** May 07, 2004, 01:36:49 pm »

Now I want another cat or two or three

Stormbringer · « **Reply #88 on:** May 07, 2004, 03:03:55 pm »

Ah, Musashi has another picture for his collection.

SL-Punisher · « **Reply #90 on:** May 07, 2004, 09:34:51 pm »

Is that the texas school book depository...

dear god it all makes sense!! A cat shot kennedy!

Sirgod · « **Reply #92 on:** May 08, 2004, 12:37:12 am »

EWWW. Actually My dog Gruntie likes to Bring me her Prey when she catches It.

rat Jam between the toes is just wrong.

Stephen

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