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Turkey signs...
« on: March 01, 2003, 07:40:34 am »
I found this when doing a little house cleaning....

Its no XC ballad....but I hope ya like it anyways


And the sign said ;

Great Fed turkey shoot...sign up here today

So I tucked my Daqtagh into my belt ,

and went to see what they had to say.

They said .... you look a fine upstanding  young warrior we think youll do

So I held up the head of a long dead Fed.and said here I killed him for you..

Sign ..sign.. everywhere a sign

Great Fed turkey shoot ..starts at this time.

do this, dont do that .cant you read the sign?

Hey there warrior cant you read?   We need you on the front ..no time to take a seat.

You must watch, ..no you cant eat ..cause you will want to be here..

On Qonos  the sign said  ALL TRESSPASSERSWILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT.

So the flat heads attacked   insulted my house  and said what gives you the right?

to put up a fight.and keep us out from our VCs that we must win.

I said Damn the family is yelling at my face its time for Thanksgiving  Dinner!

Sign ..sign.. everywhere a sign

Great Fed turkey shoot ..starts at this time

do this, dont do that .cant you read the sign?

And the sign said Everyone welcome.Come in and refit today

But they handed me a bill at the end of it all and I didnt have a credit to pay.

So I got me a pen and a paperand I made up my own little sign.

It said Thank you for Kahless for SFC!.The Empire endures through time!

Sign ..sign.. everywhere a sign

Great Fed turkey shoot ..starts at this time.

do this, dont do that .cant you read the sign?


 

Wow...that posted wierd the first time...
 
« Last Edit: March 01, 2003, 07:48:13 am by crimnick »

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Re: Turkey signs...
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2003, 10:36:06 am »
LOL, great stuff - the Five Man Electrical Band rocks!

http://www.fivemanelectricalband.ca/

Wow, didn't know they were Canadian.  No wonder they rock!

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