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1. One user will write "The Good" post, another will follow with "The Bad" and a third one with "The Ugly".

2. No one can post more than once in a "sequence", but you may post any time you like on different sequences.

3. You are allowed to can come up with a "Really Ugly" kicker post after "The Ugly" post.

4. Must be original, try not to recycle stuff if this thread goes really long I know it'll be tough but try hard.

4. No offensive, bad words or personal attacks will be permitted. Nuff said.

5. Adult stuff is permitted as long as you don't use direct/bad language, in other words try to keep it from going to the Hot and Spicey since I'm starting it here.

6. Have fun!

Examples:
Good: You want to talk about sex with your boy.
Bad: He's spent the whole day in the tree house.
Ugly: He's thumbing through you dirty mags.

Good: You're daughter is taking dancing lessons
Bad: from a stripper.
Ugly: The stripper knows you.
Really ugly: your girl has fifty bucks in her bikini

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I'll push this one along.

The Good: You found the perfect beer.
 

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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2004, 11:23:47 pm »
Bad: It's in You Grandma's Chester Freezer.

Stephen
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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2004, 11:36:20 pm »
Ugly:  It's called Olde Frothingslosh.
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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2004, 02:59:44 pm »
the Good: You won a Vacation.

Stephen
"You cannot exaggerate about the Marines. They are convinced to the point of arrogance, that they are the most ferocious fighters on earth - and the amusing thing about it is that they are."- Father Kevin Keaney, Chaplain, Korean War

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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2004, 03:04:31 pm »
the Bad:  It's a cruise on the Titanic
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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2004, 03:16:12 pm »
the ugly: you just asked for extra ice in your drink.

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the really ugly: you have a sneaking suspicion that your fiancee is off somewhere making out with Leonardo DiCaprio.
« Last Edit: October 19, 2004, 04:24:00 pm by Hstaphath_XC »
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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2004, 03:27:37 pm »
The Good:  Your Team Just made the playoffs
I'm a Man
But I can change
If I have to
I guess


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I thank God I grew up in an age when a kid could still play with things that could put his eye out.


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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2004, 03:29:07 pm »
the Bad:  The star player is on the disabled list.
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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2004, 03:50:53 pm »
The Ugly: They But Bea Arthur in instead.

Stephen
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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2004, 04:32:50 pm »
The Good:  You just bought your dream house . . .
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:whip: I am a freak and no one can stop me!  MUAHAHAHAHAHA!  I've got a Ferret to spank!

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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2004, 04:34:04 pm »
The Bad:  It's on the San Andreas Fault.
I'm a Man
But I can change
If I have to
I guess


WWJKD - What Would Jim Kirk Do

I thank God I grew up in an age when a kid could still play with things that could put his eye out.


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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2004, 04:40:25 pm »
The Ugly: You forgot to Buy earthquake and Flood Insurance.

Stephen
"You cannot exaggerate about the Marines. They are convinced to the point of arrogance, that they are the most ferocious fighters on earth - and the amusing thing about it is that they are."- Father Kevin Keaney, Chaplain, Korean War

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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2004, 04:53:51 pm »
The Good:  You found your dream job.
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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2004, 07:37:24 pm »
The Good:  You found your dream job.

The Bad: Your ex is your boss.
Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile I caught hell for. - Earl Warron

The advantages of living in the Heart of Dixie- low cost of living, peace and quiet and a conservative majority. For some reason I think that the first two items have a lot to do with the presence of the last one.

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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2004, 07:49:15 pm »
The Really Bad: She's had a Sex Change.

Stephen
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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2004, 07:51:06 pm »
The Good:  You found your dream job.

The Bad: Your ex is your boss.

The Ugly:  You're fired for "incompetence."  ;D
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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2004, 08:10:32 pm »
The Really Bad: She's had a Sex Change.

Stephen

The REALLY Ugly.  It was before you were married.
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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2004, 08:37:00 pm »
The Good:  You've won the lottery!
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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2004, 08:58:46 pm »
The Good:  You've won the lottery!

The Bad: Now it's time to pay the Gift Tax!
Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile I caught hell for. - Earl Warron

The advantages of living in the Heart of Dixie- low cost of living, peace and quiet and a conservative majority. For some reason I think that the first two items have a lot to do with the presence of the last one.

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Re: Ferret's Bar and grill "Let's have some good, bad, and ugly fun"
« Reply #19 on: October 19, 2004, 10:54:43 pm »
The Good:  You've won the lottery!

The Bad: Now it's time to pay the Gift Tax!
The Ugly: You placed your winnings on a bar and it got stolen.