...this is ABC...the Aggregate Breen Confederacy...with late breaking news....
We have intercepted a transmission sent out to all Federations forces by StarFleet Command.
(Sung to the tune: "Over the River and Through the Woods")
Over the N. Zone and through the Expanse,
Our Sovereigns will go.
The Borg know the way
To ruin your day
With their Cubes all aglow-oh.
Over the N. Zone and through the Expanse,
Oh how the Klingons do crow!
They disrupt your toes,
Then ion your nose,
As through Klingon space Feds go.
Over the N. Zone and through the Expanse,
The Feds will parlay.
To battle the Roms
In their treacherous pogroms.
So Feds can warp home for Thanksgiving Day-ay!
Over the N. Zone and through the Expanse,
Warp fast my Sovereign gray!
Qtorp them into dead targ,
Make the Space Pirates say: Arrrrrgh!
And warp home for Thanksgiving Day!
So far the only things our Breen Intelligence Service have concluded are that the Federation have great difficulty with song lyrics and rhyming...and that they are a silly people.
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Here's a true story for the Thanksgiving Holiday....
We have four really large wild turkeys living in the woods behind our house. Lately they've become rather ornery. In fact they showed up in the local newspaper in a police report. Something along the lines of: "Four Wild Turkeys Attack Jogger On Bike Trail". The police report was even read on a national radio program.
Two days ago my 8 yr. old daughter and I were taking a walk in the woods when two turkeys starting approaching us. We started walking faster and crossed the road with the turkeys right on our tail. Finally my daughter turns around and says: "See this turkeys! I've got a calendar and you can see what date I've got my finger on!"
It could have been because of the car coming down the road, but the turkeys lost interest in their pursuit.
Swing on by Garreth's Alternate B and let's talk turkey!
Happy T-Day to all the SFC3 folks in the States!
Tirus
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