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Offline Jack Morris

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What Wal-Fart customers do
« on: August 28, 2005, 02:46:58 am »
Two elderly retired men are pushing their carts around Walmart
when they collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that.
I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where
I was going."

The second old guy says, "That's OK, It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does
she look like?"

The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair,
blue eyes, long legs, big busted, and is wearing short shorts. What does
your wife look like?"

The first old guy says, "Doesn't matter, let's look for yours."