Giggles From The Syndicate

[Beeblebrox]

We here at the Greed Syndicate strive to provide our potential customers with what they need even before they know they need it.  As a way of reducing tensions that can rise amongst the crew on those long and onerous patrols the Syndicate has graciously provided humerous material for the crew's use.  (Because if your crew is laughing they're not paying attention to the long range sensors...)

Check this subspace frequency often for updates.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPHP0QkL130&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aTjof5fqQo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZscJKRuPkqo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwXGCY0Avpg&feature=related

[Beeblebrox]

Music from the Mirror, Mirror universe.  Elvis assassinates Led Zeppelin and Bob Marley and becomes even more hugely popular.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16LI4TUucW4

[Beeblebrox]

Discipline is important and no allowances will be made for ignorance of the rules.  You have been warned.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBeguUvuDzs&feature=related

[Beeblebrox]

Everyone has to have a hobby.  What's yours? 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRb3u0PtEZE&feature=related

[Beeblebrox]

Surely the Klingons have had similar conversations.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO5WoLnOOlU

Poor old Donitz...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcQpj2XUsc8&feature=related

[Beeblebrox]

Meanwhile, in the holodeck of the S.P.S. Confiscatory...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVlsMLOejH0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6gDeGdQ3rM&feature=related

[Beeblebrox]

This isn't a giggle but I think I can assure that you will at least smile. 

http://www.fancast.com/videos/star%20trek

All 78, including the truly excremental Spock's Brain.

[Beeblebrox]

"This is, as they say, the moment of not telling too many lies."

http://www.stage6.com/user/finestever/video/2011267/The-Young-Ones-1x06---Flood

[Beeblebrox]

Welcome to movie night.  Anyone caught using a communications device during the show will receive twice normal duration in the Booth.  Popcorn is 2 credits and watch out for the Dire Wraiths necking in aisle D. 

http://www.stage6.com/Public-Domain-Filme/video/2117444/Voyage-to-the-Prehistoric-Planet-(1965)

[Beeblebrox]

I want a green clarinet for Christmas this year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeQBAKKJvBo   (One mild swear word at the end.)


News flash!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YkAuDaLKpI&NR=1


I would have had these for you Monday but I was swamped by my role as the laziest white man on the planet.

[Beeblebrox]

Beef stock in the chocolate mousse?  Bleagh.

http://www.stage6.com/user/jazzique/video/2138258/Chef,-Episode-1:-Personnel

And continuing this morning's culinary theme...


http://www.stage6.com/Random-Movies/video/2095303/Duck_Soup

[Beeblebrox]

And now we go back in time to fifth grade.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ8knlKqClc

[Beeblebrox]

"Anytime you think you can bluff me, Doctor!....."

http://www.stage6.com/user/Broadbandinacan/video/2053711/Star-Trek---TOS---The-Corbomite-Maneuver

[Beeblebrox]

Possibly one of the best pieces of science fiction, both novel and TV movie, ever produced.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO0SK7Y-35o&feature=related

[Beeblebrox]

It's important to have a positive self image.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvtZciPYFfE

People ask me why I don't eat in the ship's galley...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKr1mJWbY_4     (Warning:  Extreme comedy violence.)

And just for fun, a demonstration of Kung Fu levers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2GFAqR4qZk&feature=related

[Beeblebrox]

A few quickies today since my Tholian overlords are keeping me on the go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDXKPxef7qg&feature=related

This one is kind of dumb but I defy you to prevent yourself laughing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtbjH8Tm4fM&NR=1

It's important to get in touch with your feelings......you B*****D!!  (Warning:  Very mild language.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soFjhXPa4nI

[Beeblebrox]

I just couldn't resist bringing this one to you.  Yes, that's right:  With the application of a little (a lot) of money you can have a genuine witch cast all sorts of spells to assist you with your life.  Need money, a promotion, or true love?  They've got you covered!  They'll even cast your chosen spell(s) twice or three times in order to give that extra push to the magic. 

If I find out someone here buys one of these things I'll strap them to a warp nacelle and vent my drive plasma.


http://www.mistressofmagic.com/allspells.html

[Beeblebrox]

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[Beeblebrox]

It's a lazy Sunday afternoon here on the Syndicate Throneworld.  We've just gotten word that Simon "Shaun of the Dead" Pegg has been cast as Scotty in the upcoming Trek movie.  In honor of that here is an episode from his latest television effort. 

(Warning:  Bad language, including a few uses of the "F" word.  Adult situations predominate.  Very definitely not safe for work.)

http://www.stage6.com/user/gisco/video/1457451/Spaced-02x02

We've been hearing rumors that there will be a Next Generation Remastered release similar to the one for TOS.  There will be a few surprises when the deleted scenes are put back into their repsective episodes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azQkuGN2jx0

Sometimes you just have to tell it like it is.  There's no crying in piracy!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZd_XOtLqx8&feature=related

Ok, some of this is really funny....but I'm pretty sure this guy was elected "Most likely to be mopped out of the bottom of a tree shredder" in high school.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qveMojbVp0A  (One very mild swear word.)







 

[Beeblebrox]

Sometimes in life we are left with no other choice but to beat the living hell out of a big angry uniformed Jap.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW34yJXbcf4&feature=related

[Beeblebrox]

Comm tap re-established, cap'n!

Good lad!  Now start pipin' the good stuff.  We need 'em distracted just long enough to charge the <bzzzzzzttt!!> and target their bzzztfweeee!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NETYacbzD0&feature=related

[Beeblebrox]

I've heard there are a lot of Battlestar Galatica fans out there.  (God knows why.  They should stick with good science fiction like The Prisoner, Doctor Who, or the annual State of the Union addresses.)  Here's a story about the upcoming season 4 including SPOILERS and some information about the upcoming prequel which is set 50 years prior to the current series.  (Did they really turn Starbuck into a woman?  Christ!  I bet she plays the Barbara Streisand version of The Vagina Monologue on those long trips in her starfighter.)

http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/03/last-night-the.html

And here is a small preview clip for season 4. 

http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/02/brand-new-battl.html

[Beeblebrox]

He's black.  He's bold.  He's Boss......Boss N#####!

Ordinarily I wouldn't even consider posting something with this word in it but this is so good and so cheesey that I just couldn't pass it up. 

(Mild language including the dreaded "N" word.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amiUs_fLoio&feature=related

I wonder if there's any chance we could get Louis Farahkan or Al Sharpton to adopt the movie theme as their theme song.  Just imagine Sharpton press conferences with that as the background music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amiUs_fLoio&feature=related

[Beeblebrox]

It was exactly this sort of oppressive micro-managing that made me get out of the workplace and start my own shop.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn6Z9djh8eA&feature=related


Behold the complete disconnect between historical myths and the living reality.  (I bet Mother Teresa was the same way.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHWtXSKSQSY&feature=related

[Beeblebrox]

In direct retaliation for the excremental series 4 Doctor Who opener tonight I'd like to give something to the fans that will take the bad taste out of their mouths.  Anyone remember when Doctor Who was actually allowed to be scary? 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnfQa8GMzH0


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNA1esAcSD0   Possibly the best retelling of the Frankenstein myth ever done. 

[Beeblebrox]

I bring you what you crave!  SEX!  DRUGS!!  And HOUSE!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4x7NzP68Qg&feature=related

(I had this filed under "Music I wish I was cool enough to like but I actually think is crap.")

[Beeblebrox]

For fans of the Watchmen graphic novel I have the latest and greatest breaking news about the upcoming film.  Voila the video web journal on the production.  The focus in this issue is the sets.  You'll get a peek at Dr. Manhattan's military lab and his New York apartment.  There may be possible SPOILERS here.  So, if you're looking to keep absolutely all the surprise intact, you may want to avoid this.

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=43692

[Beeblebrox]

Poker:  If it was for everyone then everyone would be doing it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xUjb9F98RU

Dating:  The Slick, the Average, and the Bumbling.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlw8Oggj0fw

Quick!  Someone call CBS and pitch this medical drama!  Haven't you had enough of ER yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7samYP0uKE

[Roychipoqua_Mace]

Dating:  The Slick, the Average, and the Bumbling.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlw8Oggj0fw

Haha, I didn't think the Average guy would be funny but he was hilarious!

[Beeblebrox]

"'Allo, Nighthawk...'Allo, Nighthawk..."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wkz1ecxrQO4&feature=PlayList&p=417DC53EF5B315FD&index=0

"A glass of water for Mr. Granger!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Mr0crl93A0&feature=related