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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #30 on: April 16, 2008, 02:54:48 pm »
A dark, smokey bar.  It's way past your bedtime.  You've had 3 drinks over your usual limit.  You really should get home; the crew will be worried.  Then, suddenly...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vI_XMn-tRc&feature=related


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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #31 on: April 26, 2008, 09:17:43 am »
If you like old time radio you'll love this site.  I spent all last night listening to Jack Benny and Gildersleeve.  Oh, and the Sci-Fi radio channel rocks.  The other night I heard a great radio play adaptation of a Robert Heinlein short story.

http://www.live365.com/cgi-bin/directory.cgi?site=..&searchdesc=&searchgenre=old%2520time%2520radio&x=4&y=14
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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #32 on: April 30, 2008, 12:59:35 pm »
Given what this (presumably) sincere gentleman is saying he really should have picked anything other than a banana.  I almost soiled myself from laughing so hard when he said, "The contents don't squirt you in the face.".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfv-Qn1M58I&feature=related

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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #33 on: May 02, 2008, 06:22:24 am »
Bitchy housewives?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_70CQkitT5o&feature=related  (One medium-strength swear word used for comic effect.)

Can you remember what the capital of Nebraska is?  Neither can I...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=greCg3uMHSE&feature=related

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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #34 on: May 11, 2008, 01:39:39 am »
No one does sneering contempt quite as well as the King of Cool and the Titan of Tough Guys:  Humphrey Bogart:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxNYZdQaC44&feature=related

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's crazy people...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7_4o_6IM0o
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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #35 on: June 02, 2008, 02:04:55 pm »
I can't tell if these articles are supposed to be funny or not but I laughed until I cried.

(Warning:  While there are no dirty words here the subjects discussed are adult in nature.)

http://www.sexinchrist.com/fist.html
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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #36 on: June 10, 2008, 10:02:59 pm »
You can ordery anything off the internet these days.

http://www.futurehorizons.net/time.htm
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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #37 on: June 23, 2008, 10:01:28 am »
For those who have been watching season 4 of Doctor Who I have at treat.  The BBC released a B trailer that is only available in the UK.  I managed to intercept a subspace mail packet and get a copy of it.  Savor it because 12 Andorians, a Deltan, and 4 Vulcans died to bring it to you.  If you're looking to stay unspoiled for this season I recommend you not click on the link.   

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5X0hjX3AX0

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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #38 on: June 28, 2008, 12:25:49 am »
Welcome to movie night, ladies and gentlemen.  Tonight we have a grand classic film about a grand classic man.  Poet, swordsman, musician, playwright.  The agony booths are on hot standby to accomodate anyone using a communication device during the picture.   

Out swords and to work with all!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfBmPbaspg0&feature=related

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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #39 on: June 28, 2008, 11:04:24 am »
It was either laugh or cry with this one.  Thank goodness for proprietary Greed Syndicate Herbal Smoking Mixtures.

http://earthdeception.googlepages.com/
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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #40 on: July 29, 2008, 10:13:42 pm »
It's a quickie today as things are hectic for the Syndicate these days.  (Hey, those slave girls aren't going to pimp themselves.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AdFA6WWJ7E&feature=user

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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #41 on: August 11, 2008, 07:40:10 am »
It's Monday.  What better to take the sting out of going back to work than vintage cartoons?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufNRm_vxVQ8&feature=related

Pronoun trouble...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMupsCPH3M8

That's what the man said!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6R5qbn5SF8

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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #42 on: August 12, 2008, 11:18:14 pm »
Ok, this is really dumb and about a thousand years out of date but I can't resist posting it.  I laughed until my ribs hurt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36NyoChXmiY&feature=related
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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #43 on: August 21, 2008, 05:49:09 am »
This is what happens when bookings are difficult to come by.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN62wqBdbxA&feature=related
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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #44 on: September 07, 2008, 04:39:23 am »
It's the 21st century!  Join us as we enjoy the magic of the transistor!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71FNj4QqAW8&feature=related
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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #45 on: October 17, 2008, 03:43:26 am »
It's just impossible to find a good contractor these days...

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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #46 on: October 26, 2008, 02:02:41 pm »
OSHA has absolutely ruined the fun of being a supervillain...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl2jrXsT--I&feature=related

Wanker!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPp1ghFfI7E&feature=related
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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #47 on: November 23, 2008, 08:44:47 am »
In case anyone missed it, here is the latest trailer from the upcoming Star Trek XI.

(Please tell me that that isn't Matt Damon playing the young Kirk.)

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmJO3ppLBsk

And for any Doctor Who fans who wander by, I have a site absolutely loaded with spoilers for the Christmas special this year.  Also on the site are potentially huge spoilers for next year's 3 specials, and for the season in 2010.  Be warned:  if you want to remain unspoiled do not click on the link.

http://www.sylvestermccoy.com/newdoctorwho/

(Scroll down a bit for the spoilers.)
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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #48 on: December 12, 2008, 02:47:25 am »
My science officer confiscated this from a Tholian freighter we hijacked aggressively inspected.  He laughed so hard and so long that I was forced to beam him into a bulkhead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=channel

(An adult concept is used in a humorous manner.  There is no foul language but the easily offended should steer clear.)
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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #49 on: December 21, 2008, 02:12:25 am »
William Shatner (a.k.a "The Shat") has recently commented on Star Trek XI's failure to hire him for the film.  Today the Syndicate has managed to hack intercept a transmission which accurately portrays Shatner's frustration with J.J. Abrams' snub.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fu656gGkhI&eurl=http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/geekend/?p=1600&tag=rbxccnbtr1&feature=player_embedded

The way music was meant to be heard...turn up the volume, all the way to 10.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3iTBjGp0RY&feature=related
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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #50 on: December 21, 2008, 10:30:02 am »
There has been an update to the Star Trek XI trailer.  This one is slightly longer and boasts an appearance by Leonard "Chinaman Haircut" Nimoy.  Has anyone noticed that the U.S.S. Kelvin (NCC-0514) makes the long-loved Akula class canon?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl2wQgKr0Bk&feature=related

It's possible that everyone has already seen the picture of the "new" prequel Enterprise.  However, just in case you haven't, Syndicate espionage agents have recovered a rendering.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUoaFITdfQ4&feature=related


Androids are almost too polite for their own good.  I bet his farts smell like WD40.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npnHTg33als&feature=related
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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #51 on: December 24, 2008, 04:55:31 pm »
For the Doctor Who fans who may or not be present, I've raided the BBC with all disruptor blazing  found a trailer for the upcoming Christmas special--"The Next Doctor".  After the trailer (which does contain one or two spoilers) there is a series of photographs taken during location shooting. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxiPaJ2lyNM&feature=related

 
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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #52 on: December 24, 2008, 06:21:31 pm »
That Shatner clip is funny.  I wonder how he distinguishes people apart, because by that standard, Rosie O'Donnel would be just as hot as Salma Hayek.  I mean, they both have two arms and legs, breasts, dark hair.   Just because ones gut may be a little bigger or the breasts may be a little lower, face a little harsher, doesn't mean that the image of one isn't faithful to the other, right?  Any clear thinking individual would not dare make a distinction.  I mean if Jessica Alba had a massive unibrow, a huge honker, and big ol' buck teeth in her next film, she'd be just as beautiful, because all the main fundamentals are there, right? 
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