MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!

[Kreeargh]

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. 
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

[TheJudge]

As it is also a sin for men have sex with other men, all American males are urged to engage in such displays immediately following the women's walk to prove once and for all that they are not Islamic terrorists.  As I live in a college area, all college students are hereby invited to prove their innocence at my address.

Thank you.

[F9thCenturus]

As it is also a sin for men have sex with other men, all American males are urged to engage in such displays immediately following the women's walk to prove once and for all that they are not Islamic terrorists.  As I live in a college area, all college students are hereby invited to prove their innocence at my address.

Thank you.

Can't I just drink beer while jerking off to some lesbian porn, then watch some comedy movies while I eat some fried chicken and maybe some pork chops while farting?

 

[marstone]

As it is also a sin for men have sex with other men, all American males are urged to engage in such displays immediately following the women's walk to prove once and for all that they are not Islamic terrorists.  As I live in a college area, all college students are hereby invited to prove their innocence at my address.

Thank you.

Can't I just drink beer while jerking off to some lesbian porn, then watch some comedy movies while I eat some fried chicken and maybe some pork chops while farting?

 

while farting is not agaist muslum dogma, it is an unclean act and you have to purify (ritual bathing) before prayer if you have farted since your last ritual bath.

[F9thCenturus]

As it is also a sin for men have sex with other men, all American males are urged to engage in such displays immediately following the women's walk to prove once and for all that they are not Islamic terrorists.  As I live in a college area, all college students are hereby invited to prove their innocence at my address.

Thank you.

Can't I just drink beer while jerking off to some lesbian porn, then watch some comedy movies while I eat some fried chicken and maybe some pork chops while farting?

 

while farting is not agaist muslum dogma, it is an unclean act and you have to purify (ritual bathing) before prayer if you have farted since your last ritual bath.

Ahhh, but you assume that I bathe, or even wipe after relieving myself.

 

[marstone]

As it is also a sin for men have sex with other men, all American males are urged to engage in such displays immediately following the women's walk to prove once and for all that they are not Islamic terrorists.  As I live in a college area, all college students are hereby invited to prove their innocence at my address.

Thank you.

Can't I just drink beer while jerking off to some lesbian porn, then watch some comedy movies while I eat some fried chicken and maybe some pork chops while farting?

 

while farting is not agaist muslum dogma, it is an unclean act and you have to purify (ritual bathing) before prayer if you have farted since your last ritual bath.

Ahhh, but you assume that I bathe, or even wipe after relieving myself.

 

Ahh, no.  For you I assume your last good bath was getting caught in the rain (that is if you go out into the Real World) 

[F9thCenturus]

As it is also a sin for men have sex with other men, all American males are urged to engage in such displays immediately following the women's walk to prove once and for all that they are not Islamic terrorists.  As I live in a college area, all college students are hereby invited to prove their innocence at my address.

Thank you.

Can't I just drink beer while jerking off to some lesbian porn, then watch some comedy movies while I eat some fried chicken and maybe some pork chops while farting?

 

while farting is not agaist muslum dogma, it is an unclean act and you have to purify (ritual bathing) before prayer if you have farted since your last ritual bath.

Ahhh, but you assume that I bathe, or even wipe after relieving myself.

 

Ahh, no.  For you I assume your last good bath was getting caught in the rain (that is if you go out into the Real World) 

Don't need to.  My roof leaks.