Topic: Re: Metaphysically speaking, can someone achieve pure suckiness?? (Read 9277 times)

DONOTDELETE · « **on:** March 11, 2003, 11:59:02 pm »

Hehehehehehehehehehe

Dont feel bad brother.....I once had the proud Honor of lasting under 4 minutes against a wizard on M-player.......

ZOOOOOM....BOOOOOOM!.....heh

Maxillius · « **Reply #1 on:** March 12, 2003, 12:36:17 am »

hey, ya towed me off the map, what's that make me?

only player worse than J'inn; $5/view

Bob Graham · « **Reply #2 on:** March 12, 2003, 12:50:40 am »

Quote:

hey, ya towed me off the map, what's that make me?

only player worse than J'inn; $5/view

GOOD GOD DONT EVER ADMIT THAT!!!!!

His head is big enuf as it is, it doesnt need to swell.

DarkElf · « **Reply #3 on:** March 12, 2003, 01:12:30 am »

Jinn, your account is now credited with 25K PP.

Thank you for shopping with us!

KATChuutRitt · « **Reply #5 on:** March 12, 2003, 01:21:53 am »

In J'inn's case you can consider it hazard pay....

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #6 on:** March 12, 2003, 01:25:28 am »

I wonder what his car insurance rating is...

Maxillius · « **Reply #7 on:** March 12, 2003, 06:10:25 am »

you mean they let him drive?

KRolling · « **Reply #8 on:** March 12, 2003, 07:19:49 am »

J'inn, we must be neck to neck on this. I'm a pretty lousy pilot myself. I spend most of my time running away like a frightened woma.... nevermind.

Anyway, I feel your pain man. We just don't got it, ya know?

Mog · « **Reply #9 on:** March 12, 2003, 07:52:13 am »

Funny story

And I hear your pain - I hate it when I don't press Enter and type frantically away.

Daew Anahos · « **Reply #10 on:** March 12, 2003, 08:27:58 am »

Thank goodness that self-desruct is not on the keyboard

Goose · « **Reply #12 on:** March 12, 2003, 10:05:27 am »

How about this:

Move around at a decent speed allowing your defenses time to fully charge and take effect.

Start to, jokingly, trash talk your opponent.

Press enter and retype trash talk.

Once your defenses are at full effect, turn into your opponent setting him up for the coup-de-grace, Alpha Strike. Get in nice and close waiting for your tractor to engage so he can't spit out a WW.

You get real close, no tractor.

No worries, you can still alpha, but only your phasers fire.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN EVASIVE MANUEVERS ARE STILL ON?!?!?

There goes your Alpha, and now your opponent has turned on your butt while you were frantically turning off those damn manuevers.

RUN AWAY!!!!!

Do I pass oh "Master of the D-OH!" Manuever?

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #13 on:** March 12, 2003, 10:08:57 am »

Now if only he had set his weapons to disable as well... and just for good measure, diverted uneccesary power to sensors. That way, at least, he would know exactly which hardpoints were responsible for what follows...

KRolling · « **Reply #14 on:** March 12, 2003, 10:28:15 am »

Ok.... of course this is on the d3.....sorry.... but, my problem is when I go into a nebula hex. I get so entranced by the "pretty lights" that I forget to engage my cloak. I start flying around just looking at the view.

In the d2, I do like to rearrange my view screen by typing without hitting the ENTER key. In order to get it back to the way it is suppose to be, I have to retype everything back in without hitting the ENTER key. By that time, I have forgotten everything I was going to say and I'm viewing the rest of the battle with the aid of the T key.

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #15 on:** March 12, 2003, 10:31:47 am »

You'll make a good keyboardist/typist/secretary type one day, Kim...

Toten · « **Reply #16 on:** March 12, 2003, 11:25:59 am »

Try forgetting to press red alert until 2 minutes into the mission and wonder why nothing fires. Then press red alert and watch ur speed die off as the plazma/fighters/PF's close for the kill. Then bang fist on keyboard lamenting how stupid u just were. THEN...
Have a five year old walk up to you and say " Daddy its only a game, its pretend, dont get mad ".

Then You truely understand the depths of pathetic SUCKINESS that you have acheived.

Best remedy,
Go for a smoke and a beer, tell your kid that they are right.

KRolling · « **Reply #17 on:** March 12, 2003, 11:28:12 am »

I can't play when my daughter is around, cuz if one of you blow me up she gets really, really angry.

Maxillius · « **Reply #18 on:** March 12, 2003, 11:46:47 am »

you should let her watch you play me lol...

"Kill him, mommy!!"

"No, sweetie, I have to be nice just in case he gets any good"

KRolling · « **Reply #19 on:** March 12, 2003, 11:48:04 am »

LOL!!!

Maxillius · « **Reply #21 on:** March 12, 2003, 11:59:36 am »

Do I need to repost the time I slammed a planet at full speed while arranging my cords?

Bob Graham · « **Reply #22 on:** March 12, 2003, 12:07:04 pm »

Wow, you all make me feel so mediocre as opposed to true suckyness. Thank you, this thread is a great morale booster! The worst I have pulled is the great type without hitting enter first. And before I learned the hotkeys, it always had to be O that I hit, so I couldnt figure out how to switch the displays back.

J'inn · « **Reply #24 on:** March 12, 2003, 02:25:04 pm »

I see DH123 (whose name on the server I won't say since Croup yelled at me for saying it in game last night) has failed to return to the scene of the crime.

Still in shock I assume.

I felt like Khan in the movie when he was loooking for the override button. I was so flustered that I was flipping through interfaces trying to find the EM shut off switch. Normally I know darn well where it is, but well . . . it's hard to think when you are feeling like a complete idiot.

Dizzy · « **Reply #25 on:** March 12, 2003, 02:42:17 pm »

Hehe...

I had a match with this GZ bitch, forgot his name, and while chasing his CCZ down with my L-BCP, I finally get him under 4.0 range. I select my ESG and hit fire... but nothing happens. I hit it again. Nothing. Taking damage now I begin to panic wondering why my ESG wont fire. Stumbling over all the controls, panels, etc... I realize my EM is on... from a mis type... didnt hit enter, lol, and so quickly fixing this, I finally hit fire and they work only to find that I have now steered off course and he has gone out of range. %^$#%$#^%.

Your openong post cracked me up, Jinn. hehe. Same thing happened to me in battle with Marcus. He only really beat me once, ya know

Black · « **Reply #26 on:** March 12, 2003, 02:47:42 pm »

LOL!!!

Ah yes! The stupid chat key!
When it happens, your heart sinks with recognition, dismay and panic!
Worse than being surrounded by Space Monsters in an asteroid field!
Makes you look very lame very quickly!

Good thread! Makes me feel much better about it!

Damaged · « **Reply #27 on:** March 12, 2003, 03:32:40 pm »

ROFL! great post J'inn

Even having Mog for your wingman didn't help you last time we played on GSA... so yes, you have attained a very high degree of suckiness. You should start a "Wall of Shame" for anyone you beat! :P But technically speaking, the answer to your question is no. "Pure" suckiness or "pure" anything else is a metaphysical impossibility; look at the yin-yang sign for a clear illustration of this axiom. There are no innocents! Remember that when next your hull breaches...

TOCXOBearslayer · « **Reply #29 on:** March 12, 2003, 07:25:17 pm »

Heh-heh... I remember trying to fire and not being able to once.... seems I never 'sent' the chat message and I was adding a ton of 'Z's to the message....

And I have also had the EM thing on... got my hot keys set up so the EM key is right next to the Z key.....

Green · « **Reply #31 on:** March 12, 2003, 08:55:03 pm »

"Hello"

"GG"

I've learned (the J'inn way) that those are the only words that need to be passed in text chat. Everything else is done on RW. Sometimes not responding, to even well intended banter, isn't necessarily a matter of disinterest ... but rather a desire to not screw-up ... again.

Losiack · « **Reply #32 on:** March 13, 2003, 08:30:36 am »

I deny that I occasionnally press the X 'cloak' instead of the Z 'fire'. When I try to correct it, I get the "you can't fire while cloaked" message.

Now, if we could only get that thought interface going instead of using the keyboard, I would love to try sublimal (Go to green alert) chat. But I believe (emergency decel) that no one (forget your weasel) would fall for that trick against my Rom vessel (T-Bomb work vs plasma).

SPQR (no such fleet) Losiack (no one with that name)
Correspondant (denied) for the Internal Romulan (mythical empire) Information Service
The IRIS (We don't exist) sees all

Toten · « **Reply #36 on:** March 15, 2003, 11:02:33 am »

Another of my exploits that tests the limits of pure unadulterated suckniess is...

Chasing along side a plazma boat with the PD phasers still on.... hmmm did i press the C key once or twice or three times.....hmmm better open up the PD table and check.... hmmm hey its still on.... OOOHHHHH CRAPPP he launched when I stopped doing range adjustments...... INCOMMMING !!!!!!!!!!

In my haste I still leave the PD phasers on and my speed dropps off...... Out comes the PFs

the next is......

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Topic: Re: Metaphysically speaking, can someone achieve pure suckiness?? (Read 9277 times)

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