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Topic: Re: Metaphysically speaking, can someone achieve pure suckiness?? (Read 1239 times)
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Goose
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LOL!!!
Ah yes! The stupid chat key!
When it happens, your heart sinks with recognition, dismay and panic!
Worse than being surrounded by Space Monsters in an asteroid field!
Makes you look very lame very quickly!
Good thread! Makes me feel much better about it! 
Who was it a little while ago that was in an asteroid field fighting Monsters? He rounded an asteroid to clear one monster, only to discover the "asteroid" was another monster! The new evil Dave Plasma Burper I believe.
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Green
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"Hello"
"GG"
I've learned (the J'inn way) that those are the only words that need to be passed in text chat. Everything else is done on RW. Sometimes not responding, to even well intended banter, isn't necessarily a matter of disinterest ... but rather a desire to not screw-up ... again.
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Losiack
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I deny that I occasionnally press the X 'cloak' instead of the Z 'fire'. When I try to correct it, I get the "you can't fire while cloaked" message.
Now, if we could only get that thought interface going instead of using the keyboard, I would love to try sublimal (Go to green alert) chat. But I believe (emergency decel) that no one (forget your weasel) would fall for that trick against my Rom vessel (T-Bomb work vs plasma).
SPQR (no such fleet) Losiack (no one with that name)
Correspondant (denied) for the Internal Romulan (mythical empire) Information Service
The IRIS (We don't exist) sees all
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Maxillius
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I deny that I occasionnally press the X 'cloak' instead of the Z 'fire'. When I try to correct it, I get the "you can't fire while cloaked" message.
Now, if we could only get that thought interface going instead of using the keyboard, I would love to try sublimal (Go to green alert) chat. But I believe (emergency decel) that no one (forget your weasel) would fall for that trick against my Rom vessel (T-Bomb work vs plasma).
SPQR (no such fleet) Losiack (no one with that name)
Correspondant (denied) for the Internal Romulan (mythical empire) Information Service
The IRIS (We don't exist) sees all
Or just out-and-out lie to n00bs...
"Don't worry about Hydrans, their fusions are just like the ISC PPD. They don't work inside range 4 so go ahead and close." |
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KOTH-Steel Claw
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"Don't worry about Hydrans, their fusions are just like the ISC PPD. They don't work inside range 4 so go ahead and close."
Max,
I fully understand where you are coming from. Take the Kzin for instance. The latest version of EAW has reduced the damage of Scatter Packs. They are no longer a threat to even a police frigate. So when you see that Kzin ship closing on you and you notice the shuttle launch. don't worry about it, nothing much will happen. In fact, there is no need to even run a repel or increase your speed. Go ahead, cruise at speed 15, you will be safe.
I also highly recommend chasing them from dead astern.
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Goose
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Max,
I fully understand where you are coming from. Take the Kzin for instance. The latest version of EAW has reduced the damage of Scatter Packs. They are no longer a threat to even a police frigate. So when you see that Kzin ship closing on you and you notice the shuttle launch. don't worry about it, nothing much will happen. In fact, there is no need to even run a repel or increase your speed. Go ahead, cruise at speed 15, you will be safe.
I also highly recommend chasing them from dead astern.
I keep trying to tell people we have a blind spot back there. But no-one seems to believe me.
You want proof? Just ask J'inn, "He who shall be trusted"! |
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Toten
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Another of my exploits that tests the limits of pure unadulterated suckniess is...
Chasing along side a plazma boat with the PD phasers still on.... hmmm did i press the C key once or twice or three times.....hmmm better open up the PD table and check.... hmmm hey its still on.... OOOHHHHH CRAPPP he launched when I stopped doing range adjustments...... INCOMMMING !!!!!!!!!!
In my haste I still leave the PD phasers on and my speed dropps off...... Out comes the PFs
the next is......
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TheMaverick
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I see DH123 (whose name on the server I won't say since Croup yelled at me for saying it in game last night) has failed to return to the scene of the crime.
Still in shock I assume.
I felt like Khan in the movie when he was loooking for the override button. I was so flustered that I was flipping through interfaces trying to find the EM shut off switch. Normally I know darn well where it is, but well . . . it's hard to think when you are feeling like a complete idiot.
"it's hard to think when you are feeling like a complete idiot"
God have I been there before lmao... |
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