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Offline Czar Mohab

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Merry Holiday to you All!
« on: December 18, 2008, 12:02:08 am »
Just something I cobbled together. I was inspired by the great Bard, and would hope that others would add on to this very short list of cheer!

Deck The Feds

sung to Deck the Halls

Deck the Feds with balls of plasma,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.
It’ll fill your hull with lots of miasma!
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.

Don’t you now go try to out run us,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
‘Cause our balls of death, you’ll find joyous,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.

See the blazing hulk before us,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.
Listen to the Klingon’s chorus.
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.

“Follow me in glorious battle,”
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Just a bit of useless prattle,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.

Fast away the plasma burns them,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.
‘Cause us Roms, they sure did condemn,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.

Sing us Rom’lans, all together,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.
As we blow you to the nether,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.

I forget the senario, but it was one where pirates managed to capture an ISC base with a Trojan Freighter, thus, this:

I Saw Three (Trojan Horse) Ships

sung to I Saw Three Ships

I saw three ships come sailing in,
down in the bay, down in the bay.
I saw three ships come sailing in,
down in the bay in the morning.

And what was in those ships all three,
down in the bay, down in the bay.
And what was in those ships all three,
down in the bay in the morning?

The ships’ doors opened and troops were there,
down in the bay, down in the bay.
The ships’ doors opened and troops were there,
down in the bay in the morning.

Then let us all repel boarders,
down in the bay, down in the bay.
Then let us all repel boarders,
down in the bay in the morning.

I'll Play Gorn on Dyna

sung to I'll be Home For Christmas

I'll play Gorn on Dyna
You can count on me
Jerks took Roms and Mirak, too
and Klingons, Feds and ISC

Dynaverse will find me
Where the plasma lights gleam
I'll play Gorn on Dyna
But I’m Klingon in my dreams

O Romulans

sung to O Christmas Tree

O Romulans, O Romulans!
How did you like my photons?
O Romulans, O Romulans,
How did you like my photons?

Not only with my overloads,
But even with proxy and norm loads.
O Romulans, O Romulans,
How did you like my photons?

O Romulans, O Romulans,
Much pleasure didst this bring me!
O Romulans, O Romulans,
Much pleasure didst this bring me!

For every shot of photon torps,
Brought to you all my joy and glee.
O Romulans, O Romulans,
Much pleasure didst this bring me!

O Romulans, O Romulans,
Thy hulls shine out brightly!
O Romulans, O Romulans,
Thy hulls shine out brightly!

Each hole doth hold its photonic light,
That makes each breach to sparkle bright.
O Romulans, O Romulans,
Thy hulls shine out brightly!

Klingon Wonderland

sung to Winter Wonderland

Disruptors ring
are you listenin’?
On your ship,
Hull’s a blisterin’!
A beautiful sight
we're happy tonight
Flying through a Klingon wonderland!

Gone away is the war bird
here to stay is a dead bird!
His hull sings a death song
as we go along
Flying through a Klingon wonderland!

In the ‘Zone we can build a station
Then lay waste to all around!
Feds'll say: Are you crazy?
we'll say: No, man
But you can die right here
you stupid clown!

Later on
we'll conspire
as we dream by the fire
of hulks that we made,
those dead by our blade
Flying through a Klingon wonderland!

In the ‘Zone we can build another station
and extend our borders all around!
We'll have lots of fun with our new station
unless the Mirak come and knock it down

When we show
you’ll be receding
unless your nose you want a bleeding!
We'll ruin your day
the Klingon way
Flying through a Klingon wonderland!

Flying through a Klingon wonderland!
Flying through a Klingon wonderland!

The Twelve Days Of Hydrans

sung to The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Hydrans, methane breathers gave to me
A fleet coming after me!
2nd Two Dreadnoughts closing!
3rd Three eyes a-watching!
4th Four weakened shields
5th Five well placed mines
6th Six suicide fusions
7th Seven drones a-missing
8th Eight hit-and-runs
9th Nine Stingers stinging
10th Ten phasers sniping
11th Eleven hellbores blazing
12th Twelve shattered Klingon hulls!

Not my best work, but it is all in fun!

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Re: Merry Holiday to you All!
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2008, 12:34:54 am »
Heh, good stuff, Czar.

I did a SFC version of 12 Days myself years ago... it might still be up on the XC website if anybody's interested enough to go to the trouble of looking for it. ;D
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Re: Merry Holiday to you All!
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2008, 12:36:26 am »
I could hear the Klingon Wonderland in my head while I was reading it.  kudos!  :thumbsup:
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Re: Merry Holiday to you All!
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2008, 01:39:10 am »
And to you as well!
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Re: Merry Holiday to you All!
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2008, 02:02:57 am »
Hydrans: 4 gatling phasers.  That'll ruin anyone's holiday.

My 12 Days...

On the first day of Christmas, the Empire gave to me...

a cruiser with a real cloak
2. lousy transporters
3. phaser fours
4. overloads
5. points of warp
6. brand new shields
7. Screaming D’s
8.  Hydran fighters
9.  Star Trek movies
10. range for plasma
11. boarding parties
12. type four drones

"The Andromedans," Kadh said, "will never stop coming.  Not until they are all destroyed or we are."

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Re: Merry Holiday to you All!
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2008, 01:46:40 am »
Thanks all for the comments so far. Special thanks to Kadh, he did what I hope others would do... write their own.

Must be Lyrans

Sung to Must be Santa

Who's got a ship that's like a cat
Lyrans got a ship that's like a cat

Who with the Mirak have an age old spat
Lyrans with the Mirak have an age old spat

Age old Spat, Ship like Cat

Must be Lyrans Must be Lyrans
Must be Lyrans, Lyran Cats

Who has thick fur that is sometimes red
Lyrans have thick fur that is sometimes red

Who has long whiskers on their face
Lyrans have long whiskers on their face

Whiskers on face, fur that's red
Age old Spat, Ship like Cat

Must be Lyrans Must be Lyrans
Must be Lyrans, Lyran Cats

Who's got a big pink chilly nose
Lyrans got a big pink chilly nose

Who laughs this way
PURR PURR PURR
Lyrans laugh this way
PURR PURR PURR

PURR PURR PURR, chilly nose
Whiskers on face, fur that's red
Age old Spat, Ship like Cat

Must be Lyrans Must be Lyrans
Must be Lyrans, Lyran Cats

Who very soon will come your way
Lyrans very soon will come our way

Eight little phasers on his hull
Lyran’s got little phasers on his hull

Phaser’d hull, come our way
PURR PURR PURR, chilly nose
Whiskers on face, fur that's red
Age old Spat, Ship like Cat

Must be Lyrans Must be Lyrans
Must be Lyrans, Lyran Cats

Cheetah, Leopard, Panther, Tiger,
Manx, Ocelot, Lion and Siberian Tiger

Phaser’d hull, come our way
PURR PURR PURR, chilly nose
Whiskers on face, fur that's red
Age old Spat, Ship like Cat

Must be Lyrans Must be Lyrans
Must be Lyrans, Lyran Cats


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Re: Merry Holiday to you All!
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2008, 04:22:38 pm »
Kagan the Red-faced Klingon
to the tune of Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

You know Kahless and Kor and La'ra and Martok,
Kadh and Kang and Worf and Koloth,
but do you recall the most famous scientist of all?

Kagan, the red-faced Klingon, had a very tiny jug
and if you ever saw it, you'd wonder can he chug?

All of the other Klingons used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Kagan join in their drinking games.

Then upon the eve of war, Lord Kadh came to say,
"Kagan with your jug that's wee, won't you have a drink with me?"

Then all the Klingons loved him and they shouted out with glee
"Kagan, the red-faced Klingon, you'll be on the Screaming D!"
"The Andromedans," Kadh said, "will never stop coming.  Not until they are all destroyed or we are."

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Re: Merry Holiday to you All!
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2008, 08:45:33 am »
These are great! Just like old times when Krenn was doing them.

Favourites here include 'Klingon Wonderland' and 'O Romulans!', and Kadh's 'Kagan'.

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Re: Merry Holiday to you All!
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2008, 09:59:41 pm »
Thanks. 
"The Andromedans," Kadh said, "will never stop coming.  Not until they are all destroyed or we are."

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Re: Merry Holiday to you All!
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2008, 03:13:39 am »
I remember doing these!  What fun to see it again.  Maybe I'll come up with one for New Year.
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Re: Merry Holiday to you All!
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2008, 10:28:23 am »
I was inspired by the great Bard


AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED OUT ON THIS!!!   :'(

We are switching from Verizon to Comcast at home so my family went without an internet connection for most of the Christmas break and I am finally getting caught up now that I am back at work.

These were all a true joy to read and I hope I can get everyone's permission to host them (with full credit, of course) on the Best of XC Radio section of the Bard's Corner.

http://www.xenocorp.net/h_bardcorner/XC_Radio.htm

Cheers and salutations for a very happy new year!
Hilaritas sapientiae et bonae vitae proles.