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Re: Hints of 'time before Big Bang'
« Reply #80 on: July 07, 2008, 05:19:15 pm »
Of course not, I'm Protestant!
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Re: Hints of 'time before Big Bang'
« Reply #81 on: July 07, 2008, 05:22:44 pm »
Of course not, I'm Protestant!

Be that as it may, the only things which can truthfully be stated as Christian beliefs are those which are true for all Protestants, Catholics, Eastern Orthodox, and Copts.

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Re: Hints of 'time before Big Bang'
« Reply #82 on: July 07, 2008, 05:28:00 pm »
Thanks, but I finally surrender, but I still will not become a Big Bang supporter.
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Re: Hints of 'time before Big Bang'
« Reply #83 on: July 07, 2008, 05:31:49 pm »
Thanks, but I finally surrender, but I still will not become a Big Bang supporter.

You don't have to. It was more of a collision.  ;)

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Re: Hints of 'time before Big Bang'
« Reply #84 on: July 07, 2008, 05:35:15 pm »
Oh well, as long as it don't involve Centurus colliding with a rubber chicken, I'll listen.
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Re: Hints of 'time before Big Bang'
« Reply #85 on: July 07, 2008, 05:37:52 pm »
Oh well, as long as it don't involve Centurus colliding with a rubber chicken, I'll listen.

*smacks Spartan with a rubber chicken and turns him into Little Richard*
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Re: Hints of 'time before Big Bang'
« Reply #86 on: July 07, 2008, 05:41:45 pm »
Perhaps that's why you're obsessed with rubber chickens.............................. :huh:
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Re: Hints of 'time before Big Bang'
« Reply #87 on: July 07, 2008, 05:50:43 pm »
Perhaps that's why you're obsessed with rubber chickens.............................. :huh:

I am not obsessed with them.  My rubber chickens are the most powerful force in all of existence, second only to God herself/himself/itself, since it was God that forged the first RUBBER CHICKEN!!!, and bestowed upon the first RUBBER CHICKEN!!! a portion of his/her/it infinite cosmic powers, and declared that only one throughout all of time and space shall ever be able to wield that power, and for better or worse (most agree worse), that one is me.

*smacks Spartan again with a rubber chicken and turns him into Rosie O'Donnell*

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Hints of 'time before Big Bang'
« Reply #88 on: July 07, 2008, 05:53:13 pm »
 :huh: What was that?
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Re: Hints of 'time before Big Bang'
« Reply #89 on: July 07, 2008, 05:59:30 pm »
:huh: What was that?

Come now Rosie, don't get mad.  Here's a sub sandwich. 

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Re: Hints of 'time before Big Bang'
« Reply #90 on: July 07, 2008, 06:01:55 pm »
No, I ain't hungry, I want to blow stuff up. And my name ain't Rosie!!!!
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Re: Hints of 'time before Big Bang'
« Reply #91 on: July 07, 2008, 06:02:38 pm »
No, I ain't hungry, I want to blow stuff up. And my name ain't Rosie!!!!

*hands you a grenade without the pin*

 ;)
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Re: Hints of 'time before Big Bang'
« Reply #92 on: July 07, 2008, 06:06:14 pm »
Take it back! * throws it back and it detonates leaving a thick cloud of smoke*
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Re: Hints of 'time before Big Bang'
« Reply #93 on: July 07, 2008, 06:07:34 pm »
Take it back! * throws it back and it detonates leaving a thick cloud of smoke*

*walks through the smoke licking his lips*  Yummy!!!  Cherry and lemon filling.

*hands Spartan another grenade without the pin, but super glues it and welds it to his hand*
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Re: Hints of 'time before Big Bang'
« Reply #94 on: July 07, 2008, 06:09:40 pm »
*winces............................no exsplosion* Ha its a dud! Beshides, I had on another arm. *takes off the spare arm and hands it to Centurus*.
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Re: Hints of 'time before Big Bang'
« Reply #95 on: July 07, 2008, 06:13:14 pm »
*winces............................no exsplosion* Ha its a dud! Beshides, I had on another arm. *takes off the spare arm and hands it to Centurus*.

You're right about one thing.  It was a dud.  More precisely, a decoy.  The live grenade without the pin was put down the front of your pants, but it's equipped with a delayed timer, but with industrial strength, fast drying super glue.

However, that wasn't a fake arm.  I had taken a hacksaw and cut through the shoulder joint, but I did it fast enough that your brain hasn't had time yet to register the pain.

*hangs upside down and hears the grenade explode and Spartan scream out in surprise, and sees Spartan's legs flying across the Dyna, but sees Spartan propping himself up on his remaining arm and exclaim, "It's just a flesh wound."*

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Re: Hints of 'time before Big Bang'
« Reply #96 on: July 07, 2008, 06:19:05 pm »
I also regenarate, you didn't know that. *gets back up on two legs with a new arm* Here you go. *hands a thermite grenade to Centurus, it has maximum stregth super glue and sticks to his chest. The pin is missing, spartan leans back and watches a barbeque as Centurus screams in pain.*
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Re: Hints of 'time before Big Bang'
« Reply #97 on: July 07, 2008, 06:21:08 pm »
I also regenarate, you didn't know that. *gets back up on two legs with a new arm* Here you go. *hands a thermite grenade to Centurus, it has maximum stregth super glue and sticks to his chest. The pin is missing, spartan leans back and watches a barbeque as Centurus screams in pain.*

Actually, the thermite grenade was quite tasty and spicy.  The screams of pain was coming across an old school photo of myself from 2nd grade.

And plugging mannequin legs and an arm to yourself isn't regeneration.  However, it is quick.
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Re: Hints of 'time before Big Bang'
« Reply #98 on: July 07, 2008, 06:26:30 pm »
You've got it all wrong.

I created the universe. In all my great and infinate wisdom, I decided not to allow any evidence of my existance or creation to survive the act of creation.

I've come to the conclusion that it's much funnier to let all you hapless mortals argue and fight over my existance than to give any clear evidence.

All of lifes foibles are for the entertainment of the supreme being.

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Re: Hints of 'time before Big Bang'
« Reply #99 on: July 07, 2008, 06:28:14 pm »
You've got it all wrong.

I created the universe. In all my great and infinate wisdom, I decided not to allow any evidence of my existance or creation to survive the act of creation.

I've come to the conclusion that it's much funnier to let all you hapless mortals argue and fight over my existance than to give any clear evidence.

All of lifes foibles are for the entertainment of the supreme being.

Oh yeah?  Then how do you explain Pee Wee Herman?
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