Ok, nevermind, I think I found it... Some thoughts on men then...
Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
Of course, we can only have you do it in the safety of the house... Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and have bought jewellery.
plus you've got something to pull on if he brings home that 45-inch monitor he wanted instead of the full
makeover certificate you wanted Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
HEY!! THIS ONE'S BRAND NEW OVER HERE!!! SCREW USED!!!!! Men are very confident people. My ex-boyfriend was so confident that when he watched sports on television, he thought that if he concentrated he could help his team. If the team was in trouble, he coached the players from the living room, and if they were really in trouble, I would have to get off the phone in case they called him.
Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow instead of a gun.
THOSE THINGS ARE THE MOST EVIL LOOKING THINGS IN THE UNIVERSE (including Jabba the Hutt/Kroma's butt 
) A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
I used to work with a couple chicks you'd wonder about... All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear into the heart of even General Schwartzkopf.
Cuz it only means one thing: I slept with someone else last night, and I've been meaning to dump you for 3 months now. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
well, duh.. That fire took a whole 5 minutes to build and a can of fluid to ignite! Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and nerdy
WELL, there's one way around that, but it's illegal in most places here 
Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
That's what I'm here for. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say, "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed. Get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."
Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor, two inches from the door.
I don't. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
If I make dinner for you (as opposed to the crew at BK) it means I'm serious. If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right" because he got older, got a new job, or visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.
as in you knew him once and he sucked then, but you thought he *didn't* suck because time moved on?? No man is charming all the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
HA! Now *there's* a challenge. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.
...or cars, or computers, or SFC... When four or more women get together, they talk about men.
yup. Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice voluntarily.
Have YOU seen "The Way We Were" twice?? Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"
I can see this every time I'm at the mall walking behind some chick that doesn't know her thong's hanging out <snicker> If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget... he didn't lose your number... he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.
As opposed to if a chick doesn't ant to call, she'll invent any story, IF she lets heself be caught to be questioned again Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."
LOL Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying "I love you... I want to marry you... I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.
Not me...<sigh> Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
Got me there 
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause -- you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
HA! Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened
Instant replay isn't around becuse we have 2-second flash memory, with 1 second access time, it's because some things happen so fast, or something happened a Ref didn't see that everyone else did
Where's the subtlety here???
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