Topic: Dear Hondo (Read 19810 times)

gornrule · « **on:** April 15, 2003, 12:30:58 am »

Having been a 'pimp daddy' for most of my life, I was glad for the opportunity to 'drop some knowledge' for my fellow man. You have to ask yourself some serious questions:

1) Is she hot?

While the answer seems to be a simple 'yes or no', it actually has many levels. Is she always this hot? Have you seen her in the morning, sans makeup? Would she wear a bikini or a one piece? Does she THINK she's hot? Does she KNOW she's hot? Would she be worth the trouble she'll INEVITABLY bring you in the long run? Will she be hot in 5, 10, 15 years?
What's she look like in a skirt? Would she wear a thong to a baptism?
These all are important questions you need to know before you get serious.

2) Can she support herself?

The fact that you already took her shopping only implies to the woman that you will spend an inordinate amount of cash to get in her pants. This is a bad sign for you. She will only expect an increase in spending, proportionate to the amount of 'touchy touchy' allowed. You must stop this behavior forthwith. Feel free to 'go dutch' whenever the opportunity arises. If she is a 'enlightened woman' she won't feel hurt or threatened, she'll respect your candor, it'll save you cash, and you will be able to see just how much cash she brings to the table. Don't be a miser, but don't think you have to buy everything, either.

3) How long will you wait for some semblance of physical contact?

NOT saying that you, or she, has to 'put out' on the first date. The inevitable questions will follow. Too much, too early versus too little too late. It's a delicate balance. Hold hands, a gentle hug, a close dance, an arm over the shoulder. I think if the connection is there, you should look forward to the first kiss. But each has its own timetable. Nothing is more awkward than a clumsy, ill timed grab at cleavage on a first date. But, if she shies away from any contact at all, she is either 1) using you for your money 2) thinks of you as a friend or brother (relationship DEATH) 3) has a physical defect/disease that she will spring on you, usually when the symptoms first appear. Take your time, and put a helmet on that soldier!

While it is true that most women are heartless, evil beings, there is a CHANCE that she is actually a woman worth dating. My advice is to take your time, buy stuff if you feel like it, buy some breath mints and deodorant, and make her laugh. Trust me, it's the little things that win the war of the sexes. And if all else fails, see if she has any hot friends.

Sincerely,

G Dear Abby Warlock

KATChuutRitt · « **Reply #1 on:** April 15, 2003, 12:35:36 am »

Nice post Gwarlock,

But it was Hondo who was putting that question to you not Hooch........

Oh, and don't waste your time on Hooch he's already a lost cause........

TheMaverick · « **Reply #2 on:** April 15, 2003, 03:13:09 am »

Warlock can't keep track of which feds have the problems... He remembers them just as well as he remembers all his 'hoes' names

KRolling · « **Reply #3 on:** April 15, 2003, 06:01:37 am »

****WHAP!!!****

CW-Frankk · « **Reply #4 on:** April 15, 2003, 02:52:10 pm »

Quote:

****WHAP!!!****

Mav fall with cracked skul to the floor victim of Mortal Rolling Pin

DH123 · « **Reply #5 on:** April 28, 2003, 04:55:24 pm »

Okay Hondo , update time . . .

Did you bang her?

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #10 on:** April 28, 2003, 11:10:29 pm »

So, let me get this straight, Mrs Right has to abstain from sex for how long?? A year?? Has to wear granny knickers ?? (no thongs allowed), Has to dress in church clothes?? Needs good child bearing hips??? Wears the right size bra??? Doesnt drink alchohol??? Has to wear something to the beach??? (one or two piece), and you want Financial independance, Unconditional fidelity, Cooking and Kleening skills, (s), as well???
Is there some training course for this, Traditional Housewife 101, or is therapy available long term??

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #12 on:** April 28, 2003, 11:20:53 pm »

Some thoughts on men then...

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and have bought jewellery.

Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

Men are very confident people. My ex-boyfriend was so confident that when he watched sports on television, he thought that if he concentrated he could help his team. If the team was in trouble, he coached the players from the living room, and if they were really in trouble, I would have to get off the phone in case they called him.

Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.

All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow instead of a gun.

A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear into the heart of even General Schwartzkopf.

Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and nerdy

Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.

Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say, "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed. Get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."

Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor, two inches from the door.

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right" because he got older, got a new job, or visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.

No man is charming all the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.

When four or more women get together, they talk about men.

Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice voluntarily.

Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"

If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget... he didn't lose your number... he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.

Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."

Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying "I love you... I want to marry you... I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.

Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause -- you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #14 on:** April 28, 2003, 11:50:35 pm »

I forgot to mention that men are not good at recognising subtleties either...

gornrule · « **Reply #15 on:** April 28, 2003, 11:53:07 pm »

Huh?

Gwarlock

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #16 on:** April 28, 2003, 11:56:23 pm »

<rolls eyes> I rest my case!

Read the post again, oh grammatically anacronomeously correct one... (if that isn't enough of a hint, I don't know what is... lol!!)

Hondo_8 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 29, 2003, 12:40:47 am »

All the happily married guys are laughing at me right now, I know they are. You know why those happily married guys are laughing at me? I'll tell you. Your at work on a monday morning morning shooting the breeze with the guys, telling them about your weekend exploits, letting those Older guys live vicariously through your stories (so you think). They keep telling you how lucky you are being able to do what you do, and they say they would do the same if they were not married, and blah blah blah. Well those happily married guys are only egging you on couse they know you aint got the balls to commit, and they dont want you getting in on what they already know, they want to hog all the fun for themselves being happily married. I know this is true, couse if it aint why the hell do folks get married? Its a big conspiry to keep the bachalor stories circulating couse its good enternment. We all know this is true. Us bachalors have functional furniture, a couch that you can sleep on, a rug that has beer stains on it, Cds scattered about the bookcase, enough food in the fridge for half a day. Tolet paper that sits either on the floor, or on the comode. The only time we clean is when s woman is comming over. Those of us that have girl friends find our space being INVADED by tampons and wine. Rugs that match the curtians, Dishes washed, our dresser draws filled with the Non sexy underwear.

Married Men, have no control over the bedroom, just which side of the bed they sleep on. ( Notice thats all that matters). The furniture in the house matches, but the married man still retains His chair. The kitchen is stocked with food, and you have new plates and glasses. The married man has no need to keep calling his answering machine from work to make sure there are no incrimanating messages on the machine, the married man actuall can call his wife and have a short to the point converstaion, with out her getting bent out of shape becouse you did not have a converstaion. This woman has married you, and you have had time to break her in, and of course this means you have been brocken in, but Men like this, combfort is a valuable comodotity. Dating is very diffrent from marrage, Dating no matter how long, this woman has not commited to you, and that leaves a question mark about her, a marred woman has committed and has excepted you for you. None of those silly mind games, atleast none that you cant handle.

Random thoughts.....by

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #21 on:** April 29, 2003, 12:55:06 am »

Rejection lines
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...)

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance".)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my Dad.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend. (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)

5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.)

Now the male perspective on the same issue:

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean...)

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)

5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)

2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)

1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)

KOTH-Steel Claw · « **Reply #24 on:** April 29, 2003, 07:37:56 am »

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly and we are not from West Virginia)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly and you're old enough to be my grandma.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly so it's doggystyle or not at all)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly and I am already sleeping with 5 other women)

6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're uglier than she is.)

5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly and I am sleeping with the secretary and she is a hottie.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (I have standards.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly and a loser.)

2. I'm celibate. (You're so ugly I would rather be gay.)

1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly and a priest wouldn't sleep with you.)

Maxillius · « **Reply #25 on:** April 29, 2003, 08:57:07 am »

people with girlfriends suck.

engaged people suck.

married people suck with a passion (damn, I'm starting to sound like Damaged)

why, do you ask?

I'm the sole recipient of "You're like a brother to me" from 9, count them 9 friggin girls. I'm too good of a friend, so good that I've kicked MY OWN ASS out of contention for a g/f.

damn... and this was one thing I told myself I wouldn't bring here...

DONOTDELETE · « **Reply #26 on:** April 29, 2003, 09:04:57 am »

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Maxillius · « **Reply #31 on:** April 29, 2003, 05:57:21 pm »

sux when your 'kill' goes and cheats cuz she's afraid you'll get mad at her if she says she doesn't want to be with you anymore...

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #37 on:** April 30, 2003, 12:06:43 pm »

By all means Ishmael, please continue... <snicker>

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #38 on:** April 30, 2003, 12:31:28 pm »

Well, absolutely everyone has missed the earlier subtlety I placed in a thread that despite giving Gwarlock a hint on how to find it, no one ever did. Men are just simply completely ignorant when it comes to subtleties.

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #40 on:** April 30, 2003, 01:49:12 pm »

It was in this thread, sorry.

Maxillius · « **Reply #41 on:** April 30, 2003, 01:52:04 pm »

Ok, nevermind, I think I found it...

Some thoughts on men then...

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

Of course, we can only have you do it in the safety of the house...

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and have bought jewellery.

plus you've got something to pull on if he brings home that 45-inch monitor he wanted instead of the full
makeover certificate you wanted

Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

HEY!! THIS ONE'S BRAND NEW OVER HERE!!! SCREW USED!!!!!

Men are very confident people. My ex-boyfriend was so confident that when he watched sports on television, he thought that if he concentrated he could help his team. If the team was in trouble, he coached the players from the living room, and if they were really in trouble, I would have to get off the phone in case they called him.

Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.

All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow instead of a gun.

THOSE THINGS ARE THE MOST EVIL LOOKING THINGS IN THE UNIVERSE (including Jabba the Hutt/Kroma's butt

)

A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

I used to work with a couple chicks you'd wonder about...

All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear into the heart of even General Schwartzkopf.

Cuz it only means one thing: I slept with someone else last night, and I've been meaning to dump you for 3 months now.

Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

well, duh.. That fire took a whole 5 minutes to build and a can of fluid to ignite!

Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and nerdy

WELL, there's one way around that, but it's illegal in most places here

Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.

That's what I'm here for.

Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say, "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed. Get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."

Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor, two inches from the door.

I don't.

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

If I make dinner for you (as opposed to the crew at BK) it means I'm serious.

If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right" because he got older, got a new job, or visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.

as in you knew him once and he sucked then, but you thought he *didn't* suck because time moved on??

No man is charming all the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

HA! Now *there's* a challenge.

When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.

...or cars, or computers, or SFC...

When four or more women get together, they talk about men.

yup.

Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice voluntarily.

Have YOU seen "The Way We Were" twice??

Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"

I can see this every time I'm at the mall walking behind some chick that doesn't know her thong's hanging out <snicker>

If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget... he didn't lose your number... he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.

As opposed to if a chick doesn't ant to call, she'll invent any story, IF she lets heself be caught to be questioned again

Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."

LOL

Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying "I love you... I want to marry you... I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.

Not me...<sigh>

Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

Got me there

Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause -- you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

HA!

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened

Instant replay isn't around becuse we have 2-second flash memory, with 1 second access time, it's because some things happen so fast, or something happened a Ref didn't see that everyone else did

Where's the subtlety here???

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #43 on:** April 30, 2003, 02:02:04 pm »

LOL!!! Good comebacks...

That wasn't the post I was talking about though... lol!!

Maxillius · « **Reply #46 on:** April 30, 2003, 02:31:52 pm »

I think "Kleening" might be a play on the word "Kleenex". The way she used it suggests to me that she's not the type to cater to *every* need of a guy and run around 'wiping his nose' and such. He has to take care of her (as it sould be), but not follow her around everywhere. This one's DEEP folks!!

Am I wrong, Tracey?

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #47 on:** April 30, 2003, 02:36:21 pm »

Well, you've got the right post at least, you're getting warmer... Þ

Kroma_BaSyl · « **Reply #48 on:** April 30, 2003, 02:39:25 pm »

Yeah that is what I meant by related to Esky, a brand name becoming synonymous with the generic product. I took it to mean using Kleenex to clean ones own pipes though. I have a very dirty mind if you hadn't noticed, and subtlety definitely isn't my forte, as there is nothing subtle about a 700 lb. Lizard in a tutu.

Maxillius · « **Reply #49 on:** April 30, 2003, 02:52:18 pm »

Piecemeal analysis...

So, let me get this straight, Mrs Right has to abstain from sex for how long?? A year??

-too late

Has to wear granny knickers ?? (no thongs allowed),

-D'OH!!

Has to dress in church clothes??

-She didn't say she wears 'clubbin' clothes, I'm thinking her tastes gravitate towad Hot Topic in the mall...

Needs good child bearing hips???

-hmm... a hint at what we cannot see? that mean you don't, or you do??

Wears the right size bra???

-surely the G-rack thing was a joke?!?... right?

Doesnt drink alchohol???

-I'm the only one here that can drink but doesn't

Has to wear something to the beach??? (one or two piece)

-THAT'S more like it... a vacation to Australia is in the cards for me!!!

, and you want Financial independance,

-has a job

Unconditional fidelity,

-yes

Cooking

-a must unless you're rich

and Kleening skills,

-whatever THOSE are <snicker> (dammit Kroma, you've got me thinking like you now

... THAT'S IT!!! THIS LITTLE S!!!

(s), as well???
Is there some training course for this, Traditional Housewife 101, or is therapy available long term??

ok.... There is a training course, but unfortunately (or fortunately

) I'm the only instructor, and it's a very long term course.

Kroma_BaSyl · « **Reply #50 on:** April 30, 2003, 03:00:30 pm »

That (s) has been bugging me too. If only I had my "Little Retoric" book here at work to look up what that means grammatically.

Maxillius · « **Reply #51 on:** April 30, 2003, 03:02:24 pm »

I think it's a hidden hint as to where the subtlety starts, or ends... haven't hammered that out yet...

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #54 on:** April 30, 2003, 03:20:51 pm »

Ever so close... lol!! It's staring you in the face...

Maxillius · « **Reply #55 on:** April 30, 2003, 03:27:52 pm »

so Ms. Right doesn't *have* to put out, it's only a benefit of the union, and IF she feels like it?

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #56 on:** April 30, 2003, 03:37:59 pm »

lol!!! I can't believe you haven't worked it out yet... lol!!

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #57 on:** April 30, 2003, 03:39:59 pm »

<sigh>, it's just way too subtle, I guess...

Maybe Only Romulans Oggle Nymphomaniacs!!!

Kroma_BaSyl · « **Reply #58 on:** April 30, 2003, 03:51:00 pm »

Maybe I need my O'Reilly book on smilies instead of the "Little Retoric".

J'inn · « **Reply #59 on:** April 30, 2003, 03:55:09 pm »

Actually, and it shames me to no end to admit this . . . .

It appears both Tracey and my minds are just a few notches lower in the gutter than yours Kroma.

OMG!!!! I need therapy now.

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #60 on:** April 30, 2003, 03:56:59 pm »

Amazing, someone actually worked it out?? Trust it to be the lawyer!! lol!!

Maxillius · « **Reply #63 on:** April 30, 2003, 09:36:52 pm »

I am Romulan, and, nymphos don't do much for me

... please, no flames on the above statement.... it's been a long day at work... leave it to Ashley to make 5 hours seem like 15

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #64 on:** April 30, 2003, 09:54:21 pm »

Ok, it's official, you're all a bunch or morons!!! lol!! Now go back and read those posts again!!

Maxillius · « **Reply #65 on:** April 30, 2003, 09:58:48 pm »

Tracey, you're beautiful, I don't care what you look like!!! I am soo impressed by that!

That WAS subtile!!! Those things always stump me.

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #66 on:** April 30, 2003, 10:36:08 pm »

And who ever said if you lead a horse to water, you can't make it drink...

<little light bulb emoticon>...

9th Thrain · « **Reply #67 on:** April 30, 2003, 11:20:34 pm »

Well I still believe in the story of the young bull and the old bull.....taking your time has it's advantages and rewards, rushing only leaves things messy and unresolved...*wink*

And Tracey I resemble the recycled part....but then so does my wife. Jerks can be found on both sides of the aisle.

(s) as often as children will allow. Part of the reason I bought acreage with heavily wooded areas where you can't get DSL or Cable.....far enough out that the nearest neighbor would need a telescope to be a voyuer.

The celebacy issue is now a matter of life and death.......helmets are good when worn, but I've known and heard tell of many a brave soldier killed by a bullet that passed through between outer shell and inner lining.

Hondo be the old bull.....When you see that short skirt twitch, be the old bull. When they wear loose clothing and bend over in front of you remember veal is for milk fed fops.......be a porter house.

Tracey one last question that I have not resolved.......Ex-boyfriend, and husband. Were these near to or in the same time line? If not which is current?

gornrule · « **Reply #68 on:** May 01, 2003, 12:02:11 am »

Tracey,

You forgot about the very small percentage of men who figured out your riddle but refuse to play.

Women play,
Men do.

You are a worthy adversary. Number one, steer clear of this Australian. She is clever.

You took my silence for stupidity. LIke a man. How's it feel?

We're a lot more alike than you think.

Gwarlock

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #70 on:** May 01, 2003, 01:49:29 am »

Actually Thrain, the jokes came from a website, and I didn't alter them, so the males referred to therin don't relate to me at all.

And Gwarlock, does this mean that everyone is going to be looking for hidden messages in my posts from now on?? LOL!!!

Mog · « **Reply #72 on:** May 01, 2003, 07:28:25 am »

ROFL. The (s) denotes a plural for the previous anacronym.

Mog · « **Reply #74 on:** May 01, 2003, 08:08:16 am »

quote "So, let me get this straight, Mrs Right has to abstain from sex for how long?? A year?? Has to wear granny knickers ?? (no thongs allowed), Has to dress in church clothes?? Needs good child bearing hips??? Wears the right size bra??? Doesnt drink alchohol??? Has to wear something to the beach??? (one or two piece), and you want Financial independance, Unconditional fidelity, Cooking and Kleening skills, (s), as well???
Is there some training course for this, Traditional Housewife 101, or is therapy available long term??"

Does putting the key sentence in bold help?

J'inn · « **Reply #76 on:** May 01, 2003, 10:20:48 am »

Oh come on Kroma! I saw this one right away.

Here was the trick. You had to know what Tracey's favorite hobbies are. Which are basically easy to plumb from reading her posts. Basically, think like Tracey. Personally I'm a method actor type so to get into her mind set I just

1) watched my tape of the Victoria's Secret ABC show

2) Watch a few episodes of anything on UPN

3) Read a book banned in public schools

4) Chatted with DH123 for a while

5) And watched Ted Koppel on Nightline with the sound off (don't ask, it's personal)

By then I only had one thing on my mind.

Well after knowing the few key words in issue. Well . . . the rest just fell into place.

Kroma_BaSyl · « **Reply #77 on:** May 01, 2003, 11:07:38 am »

Yes but now forever the symbol (s) will always appear as curvaceous hips, frontal view, of a female that needs that new labia reduction surgery. I blame you, or thank you, depends on my mood at the moment.

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #78 on:** May 01, 2003, 11:24:58 am »

LOL!!! Oh dear... but of course, a visual interpretation, how... male...

Hondo_8 · « **Reply #82 on:** May 01, 2003, 12:46:48 pm »

I think its time For DH123 and myself to compile a guide to Wenching, What do you think DH123?

News:

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